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An Irish saw horse ...............boom boom

the squirrel says looking at him from inside the tree
"holy cow dude have you been doing steriods or something"

In a horses voice

"Dont look at me,,,,,,,,Im hideous"

how to set up a spit roast when you've only got one stand

I'm so glad you wrote 69 and not 05.

All against sticking our heads in trees again?
Nay!
The Nays have it

S&M for horses

"...98, 99, 100. Ready or not here I come."

Ssstupid tree

while hide glue has been the industry standard in wooden stringed instruments for decades, this new pre-mix timber will cut luthiers labour costs in half.

I was thinking it probably put it's head in , and then lifted and pulled to try to get it out, but the narrower opening higher up wedged behind the jaw. If the head was lowered it would probably come out. Sedation would make the horse drop it's head and you might be able to pull the head out, as long as the bodyweight wasn't pulling it into the lower part of the opening which would also be narrower... Otherwise it would be a sling job.
Amazingly the horse hasn't struggled much. The bark isn't scraped and the ground isn't either. That's why I thought it might have been photoshopped. An uncommonly placid horse. I'm still not convinced of it's authenticity.

David Attenborough.. and the tree, in a similar fashion to the pitcher plant entices it's prey with it's sweet nectar which once trapped there is no escape...

Bloody Tree Huggers !!

... and the tree wins it by a nose.