Singer: "Hey Mustafa, if you don't move soon then Kashif might get you with one that won't leave an entry mark!"
Poor Ahmet couldn't explain to his teacher how the Kalishnikov found it's way into his guitar case.
Downtown Beirut was a tough gig, but Yusef's arrangement of the 1812 overture for acoustic guitar and assault rifles was always a hit.
Geezzz!!! The X-Factor's really tough over here....last contestant is still running....hope the judges like our song choice!
"buddy dont just stand there start singing" 
When Ahmet accepted the gig at a cocktail bar in Tripoli, he didn't realise the cocktails were Molotovs and the "support act" were snipers!
Snoop Dog and his guitar player decided that day. No more booking gigs when stoned !!!
"all together now" skyrockets in flight, afternoon delight ar ar afternoon.......
I know that photo... it's from that next crazy TV reality show...
Beirut's Got Talent !
The famous middle eastern "Guns and Roses tribute band....Guns and Bullets" had the enthusiasm but not much talent so gigs were slim so they had to supplemenmt their incomes being freedom fighters.
When Carantoc played a serenade he needed more than just sticks to beat the ladies off
Lots of great captions for this one. Tough one to pick.silver star on the forehead for Stamp and Mikey S, but the winner this time by popular vote and with bonus points for introducing "new technology" (moving pictures) to the competition is.......BARN !!! Take it away.
GIFs should be banned in caption comps due to those of us like me who are computer retards and struggle with putting the polka dot shorts on the pic 
But good call, Barn's sand drag was very good 
OOoooo controversy in the Photo Comp!!
Although I've never read the rules, it possibly was using my new found GIF powers for self gain. I shall now use them only for good..
But I'll take the win, it's my second go in 206 attempts..
They are actually easy as, it's all about setting up layers in Illustrator or Photoshop.. Kinda like those stick figures in MS Powerpoint.. I better start a new thread before too many people become disillusioned..
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