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Partly bald people with a comb-over are particularly encouraged to apply.
Conjoined twins Dim and Sim hold a press conference to announce their intention to be finally separated...
Finally - proof that the world's leadership has been taken over by lizard people. Look at the width of that tounge.
After many years of heated conflict Kim Jong-il reluctantly finally agreed to peace talks, but in his excited exuberance Lee Myung-bak crossed the line sending the meeting into termoil.
After return from the freezer room, Xiang and Xiao had a hard time describing to the press what had actully just happened.
Poor Miyagi-San just did not understand where he was going wrong. He clearly remembered in his youth that children could freeze their tongues onto equipment in the playground. Of course, being unable to find a suitable Pole, he opted for a nearby Mongolian
Professor Dongfang Li has been living only on human excretions for the past ten years as an experiment on extreme sustainability.
In the Korean spin-off of Get Smart, Ahhh-Seoul, the Chief would always hate it when the Cone of Silence broke down and Max-Sahn had to use the special Licktor Decoder they had stolen from SPECTRE for top secret messages...
In the year 2053 the world's last two remaining kitesurfers met each year at kwiteswock and reminisced about the good times they used to have
As Chinese state television covered the Queensland elections they realised they could not translate into Mandarin just how big a lickin' Anna Bligh had taken.
Kevin Rudd held no grudges. In his hand-over files for the new foreign minister he covered everything in great detail.
Chapter 227: Korean Welcoming Ceremony
The Koreans have some peculiar customs. When you first met a senior official it is considered polite to grab him from behind and lick his ear. Failure to do is considered an insult.
Here is a picture of myself greating the dear great leader, Hu-Mil Ea-sion
Good luck in your new portfolio [}:)]
Tung Mai Ling often had this problem when he introduced himself. It was unfortunatley not always on the cheek.......
awwww,you irriot, I said I want some good riquore,
not I want a good ricker!!!
So hard to get good help dease day!!!
For getting family members sent to the re-education camp for speaking against the Revolution, up and coming local party official from the outlying Chiug province, Xing Guia Dund was given the great honor of giving the Great Leader his daily head to toe tongue bath, here we see him finishing up.
Such a great honor is not bestowed upon just anyone, look for this rising star Xing Guia Dung to be moving up in the local part hierarchy.
South Korea and the rest of the world kissing goodbye to resolutional "peace" towards the dictatorship in north korea.
North Korea Launches New Secret Weapon:
Get your instincts in tune and get in the hunt with Lynx Instinct Deodorant Bodyspray.
Even your adversaries will find you irresistible!
Impressed by the Korean entry in the International Sugar Confectioners' "True to Life" Sculpture Challenge, Judge Kim Feel Ill checks the exhibit is in fact sugar, and not just the sleeping entrant.
Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah now have a new enemy to battle.
Born out of the ashes of the Fookishima nuclear powerplant and laying waste to the good citezens of Japan is...
FOOKYUMAN the horrible twoheaded, four armed beast with pale, sweaty skin and a sticky frogs tongue.
