Snippet from kite forum:
Yeah it was 65knots, gusting 70, full depower and I had it right at the edge of the window as I was aiming for the lip and this surfer got in my way
Your problem now mate. I'd recommend swimming like fu** away from these lines - like I'm doin.
Thongs were the the most common flotsam for quite a few years, until kiting came along.
This isn't a caption, but it has to be said,
Who rides a 17m in waves?
Regardless of what sport he partakes in, he's putting eveyone within 50m of him in serious danger.
Wikileaks hacks the Rockingham Council mailbox :
Dear Sirs
The recent dredging at Safety Bay has created a dangerous sand bar over which waves now break. This seriously disrupts many kitesurfer's ability to enjoy their sport.
Yours
Dude and Man
Safety Bay Kitesurfers
See, this is what happens when kids grow up with too much of that lefty Mary Poppins stuff...
Select to expand quoteWaterloo said..
See, this is what happens when kids grow up with too much of that lefty Mary Poppins stuff...
Brilliant find Waterloo
".....you can dance on the breeze over houses and trees,
with your fist holding tight to the string of your kite..."
Life imitating art 
The rebranding of nogozone kites to ozone kites doesn't appear to have had the desired effect
As Lotofwind happily kited away he couldn't help but think to himself that he hadn't seen a surfer for months.
Must be nearly extinct he thought. Arh well, I'll just carry on regardless.
"Oh bother" thought Alice as the grin of the Cheshire cat appeared before her. "This is how to make my tea party poo", and with that the mystery of the strange name was solved.
Mark was regretting identifying himself as part of the Jedi religion at the last census as he now felt that the Darkside was out to get him (or was it just "lotsofwind")
The award goes to the ozone depleting surfer caption from stu.
It's always good to see the ongoing rivalry between lotofwind and mark, highly amusing.
