To non-cricket fans, Test cricket is considered dull and boring.
This test match proves it as even the players fell asleep during one session of play.
".....and stay down.....
no one move....
don't even blink....
I don't care how long this takes!
I'm ashamed of the lot of you,
putting teflon on ya bats,
.....not walking when you damn well know you hit it....
....tooling around by taking ya fricking shoes off just to waste time.
You're a pack of cheating bloody Poms!
Don't you snigger Warner! You're no better! Punching a guy just 'cos his name is Root.
There's nothing funny about that.
I don't care how long we're out here, as far as I'm concerned you're all as bad as each other...."
But sir, you can't keep us longer than 10 minutes without giving us 24 hours notice and a note from our mums!
"Oh crap!"
With stuff like backward square leg, silly mid-on and googlies did anyone expect them to take it seriously?
ok guys, we will take the liz hurley swimsuit calendar off the back of the toilet door if you can't face the media!
Amir Asif got 100:1 from tom.waterhouse.con that in the fourth over every player would simultaneously trip over.
The only sport less exciting than stand-up paddle is lie-down cricket (and there is some doubt about that)
All players fell to the ground when DRS actually gave a person out.
or does DRS stand for Drop Roll Sleep