[}:)] lol =P
I've studied this picture for some time now and can't help but wonder, are those breasts real?
Veronica had no idea her naked routine at the Miss Galaxy yoga competition would incite such unrest within the audience
As the Space Acid kicks in, Captain StarShagger realises that his loving pooch, Fifi, was in fact a beautiful Earthgirl all along. He decides to rub her tummy...after eliminating the Alien Hostiles...but wait, what happened to the Kindergarten class he was addressing a moment ago?
Shame on you Wet Willy, you tampered with the picture!!!
(but I like that it looks like a new constalation... - we need more stars like that)
Exclusive photo of Angelina Jolie giving birth to her twins. Later Brad & Ange took the placenta home and fried it up for a wonderfully fulfilling breakfast.
I notice some green bits disappearing. Looks like the red thumb brigade is at it again...sooks.
OUCH ! The female human has her foot in my ass !!! Oh great, now space boy has blown off one of my eye penises !!!!
closing time at the skull n bonez
LAST orders.
TOO LATE
zaBLAM SHREIK
Time Gentlemen PLEASE
Roger that Mr Willy. The thumbs system is silly, as people give thumbs down to 'competitors', and indeed I was unaware of it until recently. When I posted the pic, I picked the funniest caption, regardless of thumbs.... as what I thought was funny would likely also be what most others thought funny also.
In most of the early caption comps I agreed with the result pretty much... regardless of thumb counts.
I reckon s/he who is in charge decides the result.
Time's up sailors.
I would like to thank all participants for their sterling efforts.
Unfortunately because of the vaguely prurient theme we have two classes of entry, the wowsers and the degenerates.
The wowsers garnered more green thumbs but I suspect, (working on the theory that the wowsers are self rightious bible bashing fascists who dont hesitate to wield the red thumb under the veil of anonymity while the salt of the earth on the left are lost in ribald degeneracy and don't even notice) that the degenerates probably scored equally if not better and if they didn't they should have.
So I have chosen to ignore the thumbs
This comp was marked by stunning variety, from Elmo's biting commenry on social bigotry -
Vicky was ok, but her family was a bunch of freaks
to Marks wonderfully romantic scenario where love overcomes all.-
Ronald was disappointed at his wife's vaginal flora problem, but loved her nevertheless.....
(A sure winner with the chicks. Am I right girls?)
to EvilP's scathing critique of the transport system -
I told you we shouldn't have taken public transport
Shear tip scored highly with this astute, if somewhat wowserish anatomical observation -
Oblivious to all that was going on around her, Veronica only just now realised that she had no toes.
Scoring less well in the eyes of the great unwashed was Richie's riposte -
chances are, if she has the toes of a Barbie doll she will also have the crotch of a Barbie doll......... (touché)
Richie went on to bombard us with a flood of entries verging on a denial of service attack, each one better than the one before if you line them up that way, and, with the Photoshopping skills of a sheltered workshop, gets the prize for staying on topic with his tortuous contrivance -
Get off my kite Lady !!!
He went on to demonstrate slightly improved skills when he followed up with -
the water quality at Bondi was making sunbaking more dangerous
And ever improving literature -
Girl : throw me your lighter and I'll light one of my farts !!!!
Taking the prize for most entries - Richifish
Bondy wins the prize for the most old chestnuts (very popular with the uncritical preoletariat) and, with the Photoshopping skills of a teenager, was about to win the the prize for presentation until Wet Willy surprised us all with his very late meta comment on the procedings coupled with shameless conceit and poorly disguised pleading.
Mr No-one gets a special mention for equivocation with this gem - I totaly agree 50%, maybe even more ...
MikeyS' entry was stunningly appropriate.-
"I know what will stop them" yelled Cytherea.
I thought it really does deserve to win, but careful application of of the giggle test revealed a better caption was this gem from Richie -
NOOOOOOOOooo, leave that tongue and those three suckers and that tentril !!!
(he he he he he he he) Yes I can't stop and unlike other things that I can't stop, laughing is good for me.
But the big surprise was Wet Willies stunningly risible commentry on the bargain prices in Singapore -
Keep back, you b@$t@rd$, it's thirty bucks a time or I vaporize your sorry a$$, no exceptions!
(I've started saving for the air fare)
In the end it was a difficult task but I have decided to award the awld mug to -
(drum roll, clarion blast, and crowd of people standing and pointing)
Wet Willie (Down boy.Stop humping my leg)
Oh, and please don't forget to score the picture before you go.
