Ok, here it is - do your worst:
BTW, just for the record I hereby hitherto and henceforth promise not to declare myself the winner of my own comp, even in the unlikely event that I write the best caption, which won't happen because I'll be trying my hardest not to, and, furthermore, in the event that I do lose the plot and declare myself the winner anyway, I hereby bestow special veto powers upon Bondalucci...
A note about tampering: Putting captions onto the image (eg speech balloons, narrative boxes etc) does't really count as altering the photo. Sticking a picture of Batman in the corner however, DOES count as alteration! Please feel free to alter/warp/colour/ the original image as much as you please, bu it would be nice to refrain from adding extra images, but luckily IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER BECAUSE NOBODY CARES ANYWAY, so just go nuts!!!
these pictures show what led to the patient getting his scrotum caught around his foot. 
The onlookers laughed out loud at Barefoot Barry's embarrassing blunder......
.....that is....until he demonstrated his unique hydrofoil technique! The spectators had to cover their children's eyes!
and
After
Rehearsing a barefoot waterski demo for the next royal visit, Bruce's antics gave the organisers some cause for concern...
(Woops! Sorry Wet Willy, I didn't read the bit about not being allowed to stick batman in the corner until too late !!!)
I would NEVER wear boardshorts over my wetsuit, but from now on I'm gonna wear a wetsuit under my boardshorts!!!
Daryl knew that to get the boat to move faster he'd have to streamline his position, cock his leg and let one rip.
not having realised the drag co-efficient, Derrin now carries his testicles around in a wheelbarrow.
