"OK then! Thith ith how it workth.
I fire off the firth few roundth and then I catchth the rethurn fire in ma teefth.
Sh!th ! I forgoth ma teefth! "
The 'babies overboard' story got some people to vote for Johnny Howard. Nanna decided to defend our shores herself...
The Bingle and Fevola lawyers thought it was going well, but after 40 years in the courts Bingle took things into her own hands
A cross between Scientology and Al Quada, The Gumnutters exist to protect us from the evil Banksia men.
These people consider the writings of May Gibbs to be a literal description of the evils that threaten our daily existence. When not on patrol the Gumnutters can be found perched bare arsed in trees untangling kites.
Due to the high crime rate in Izyagalagoastan, the local hookesr now carry their own protection
From the Lonely Planet Guide :
In Kazakhstan manners are important. Grumpy androgynous old people are well armed and quick to take offence.
Did you call me "androgynous" ?
Upset with recent events in the Falkland Islands, Margaret Thatcher takes matters into her own hands to settle the dispute once and for all.
The new speed gun to be used at Sandy Point and Burrum Heads speed events!!!, you'll know if you go too slow!!!
And I'll give you 6 inches you will remember ya cheating toad ......Doris is my mum!!
the security staff at the waffen S/S 70 year reunion seemed a little eccentric.
(and french.)
Sometimes "Kite Man"s mum had to go to extraordinary measures to get him home for dinner !!!
OK a result
Richiefish and formulanova both had 2 good ones with lots of green thumbs, as did Windxtasy.
Guns and Ammo swimsuit edition was quite funny but a bit erk, and stay between the flags very clever.
So equal rankings to all 3, but Windxtasy wins for 2 very good entries and taking the p!ss out of me also 
Oooh thankyou.
I'll go look for a picture.
Your grandmother must have hit her target because your last post hasn't been red thumbed yet!
So the Twisties and Vegemite sandwich remains in WA huh?
Just when I was getting over the aversion to Vegemite... 
