Caption competition 158. Farts are funny.

Do you think this hat makes me look a little gay?

Billy Ray was pretty safe in the showers when he did his stint in prison....

The crowd had packed in 'cos word had got around that the legendary "Zarsoff Brothers" were in town....


.....here's Bernie doing his thing,


.... but no one was going home just yet!!

.....the one the crowd were really keen to see was

.... Rudi !!

No, You misunderstood; I said "I'm going to fire Your @ss!!!!!"

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And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I'm a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his arse up here alone

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And I think it's gonna be sore a long long time...

Cracker night - not what it used to be.

It's a little known fact that Hannibal the Cannibal didn't always eat his victims cold.....

......sometimes he'd switch to his alter ego and fry them up a bit first.....



....Meet Hannibal the Flammable

Do you think he lites the torches for street artists?

" I told you not to pull my finger"

Bruce was demonstrating how he kept powered up doing his lay down gybes!

Sorry Bondy, NotWal beat u to it "arse-onist"

And the winner is.........Nebbian ! for his depiction of what could happen if you did use a bit more choke and got it started !!!!
Also a silver star on the forehead for Haircuts lovely artwork .

over to you Nebbian.