Untill this happened Eugene thought a "snatch strap" was an item of womens underwear.....
From Pascal Omaru
Abidjan , Ivory Coast
West Africa
Email me pascal_omaru2088@yahoo.fr
Good Day Dear,
I deem it a respect and honour as well as priviledge to write you, on my deep conviction about you, after my deligent search for a honest and trustworthy someone who will assist me in recovering this car which is chock full of diamonds...
Didn't we all want to be just like that guy down the street or next door who had "the van". In my case it was the boyfriend of the chick next door. Never understood what went on behing those smoked side bubble windows and moonroof, but it must have been pretty good. (Especially for a 6'2" guy to sleep in a space that was 5"10" long).
The wiggles Big Red Car turned brown a week after Henry the octupus misinterpreted the idea of car-pooling.
oh yeah that's right, some blokes buy $80K fourbies and think that "letting the tyres down" is 25psi and you can race through the shallow water like a TV commercial and then park there and take a photo
I just can't pick, we have half a dozen quotes with full green thumbs!!
I appreciate this one for it's pure simplicty
