"this? oh this is what i done gonna point at the priest when he tells me i can't marry my cousin. its the same one my mamma used at her weddin."
Sarah Palin's oldest daughter was secreted away during her recent push for the White House. Sarah commented after that she went moose hunting with Sherrii-an in the snow thinking this was the best camouflage for the occassion, but unfortunately the glare from her daughter's tiara scared the moose away.
Red Neck Weddings - as well as the ring finger, there's the trigger finger.
The exchange of the guns during the ceremony was a joyous occassion.
Back in the good old days a couple would get married first...then fire of a couple of rounds,,,then lie back and have a smoke.
Now they just want it all at once.
Despite aquiring great boobs and a marriage proposal Daves sex change still needed work.
Is there anyone here who has a reason why these two should not be married, speak now and forever rest in peace.
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...so what does a blonde wear for protection on her wedding night?...
In Afghanistan a woman's dowry has changed over the centuries, why it wasn't all that long ago that a donkey was considered top shelf.
You can take the girl out of Collingwood, but you can't take Collingwood out of the girl
Hey little sister what have you done?
Hey little sister who's the only one?
Hey little sister who's your superman?
Hey little sister who's the one you want?
Hey little sister shot gun!
It's a nice day to start again.
It's a nice day for a white wedding.
It's a nice day to start again.
Hey little sister who is it you're with?
Hey little sister what's your vice and wish?
Hey little sister shot gun (oh yeah)
Hey little sister who's your superman?
Hey little sister shot gun!
It's a nice day to start again (come on)
It's a nice day for a white wedding
It's a nice day to start again.
(Pick it up)
Take me back home
Hey little sister what have you done?
Hey little sister who's the only one?
I've been away for so long (so long)
I've been away for so long (so long)
I let you go for so long
It's a nice day to start again (come on)
It's a nice day for a white wedding
It's a nice day to start again.
There is nothin' fair in this world
There is nothin' safe in this world
And there's nothin' sure in this world
And there's nothin' pure in this world
Look for something left in this world
Start again
Come on
It's a nice day for a white wedding
It's a nice day to start again.
It's a nice day to start again.
It's a nice day to start again
Wedding Accessories:
The all new replacement for the magic bra - H&K P-5 strap on.
Mounted around the waist to add lift to the décolletage.
Can be posed hands free or as viewed.
Only available as pictured for groom on the right weddings.
