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Craption Comp #47

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Created by elmo > 9 months ago, 8 Dec 2008
choco
SA, 4040 posts
9 Dec 2008 1:32PM
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"do you like my bag pipes" the one you blow is still in my pants

NotWal
QLD, 7428 posts
9 Dec 2008 2:16PM
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Richiefish said...

Wang Long was having trouble attracting the attention he deserved....




"My, your undies fit like a glove"

elmo
WA, 8740 posts
9 Dec 2008 6:16PM
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What have you done with Nursey? she normally gives me my milk

Richiefish
QLD, 5610 posts
9 Dec 2008 7:41PM
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elmo said...

What have you done with Nursey? she normally gives me my milk


Black Adder ????

elmo
WA, 8740 posts
9 Dec 2008 6:47PM
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Richiefish said...

elmo said...

What have you done with Nursey? she normally gives me my milk


Black Adder ????


Bondalucci
VIC, 1579 posts
9 Dec 2008 10:04PM
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Big M thought they were on a winner with their new "multi flavour walking dispenser" campaign.



mmmmmhh, hhhhhmm.... flavoured milk, mmmmh hhhhhm Big M !

sailpilot
QLD, 783 posts
10 Dec 2008 8:49AM
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Bereeve me baby, I love you looong time. About 4 times longer dan any udder.

graceman
WA, 323 posts
10 Dec 2008 8:30AM
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elmo said...

Sorry guys, struggling whilst up in the boonies









Lucky for some the cows don't come with red fur

elmo
WA, 8740 posts
10 Dec 2008 8:32AM
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Beware, Mad cow with sunnies and milk

evlPanda
NSW, 9203 posts
10 Dec 2008 11:37AM
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Sometimes during a near-death experience life doesn't flash pasteurised quite as you expect.

walshd
SA, 601 posts
10 Dec 2008 1:24PM
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The cow suit seemed appropriate that week when Jane learned of the 'home made' sore throut remedy during her Tonsillitis

Flux
WA, 533 posts
10 Dec 2008 2:31PM
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Richiefish
QLD, 5610 posts
10 Dec 2008 8:34PM
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Wet Willie loves living in Asia BUT he's thinking about changing his name to Wet Teat.....


lack of wind may have driven him mad ! (cow)

elmo
WA, 8740 posts
10 Dec 2008 8:02PM
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Jeeze Richie, pull the udder udder

Bondalucci
VIC, 1579 posts
10 Dec 2008 10:22PM
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Q. Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs ?
A. 'cos the cow's got the udder.

NotWal
QLD, 7428 posts
10 Dec 2008 9:50PM
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Richiefish said...
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Meanwhile, back at the ranch ....

Hi cowboy! Buy a lonely girl a drink?

Sure thing darlin. You like pasturised, A+, folate added, lite, full cream, or strawberry?

I'm not perticular. But that doesn't mean I'm easy.

Easy is as easy does darlin. How do ya like ma horns?

Well you are a horny little bovine aint ya? Did ya know yer leakin there?

Sure am darlin. Ah c'n barely contain m'self, but I'm a little conflicted. You aint got a good lookin brother do ya?

.....

(And so it goes. Conversations with cows are never boring)





Waterloo
QLD, 1496 posts
10 Dec 2008 10:48PM
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evlPanda said...

Sometimes during a near-death experience life doesn't flash pasteurised quite as you expect.


But after the milk maid refused his thinly-veiled advances he soon became homo genised - not that there is anything wrong with that.

Bondalucci
VIC, 1579 posts
10 Dec 2008 11:56PM
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Waterloo
QLD, 1496 posts
10 Dec 2008 10:57PM
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Due to some payback arrangements from a previous factional deal, the MilkMaids Union latest enterprise bargaining agreement saw them win some major concessions.

A spokesperson for the cows said that they were no longer tickled pink by the arrangement.

greenleader
QLD, 5283 posts
10 Dec 2008 11:50PM
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yeah thanks for the drink and all, but i would seriously suggest that you get those sunspots checked, some look a little melanomic!

NotWal
QLD, 7428 posts
11 Dec 2008 2:20PM
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Tombe was a little uncomfortable with his new ninja suit. Sure it was hard to see in the snow and it stopped star knives but for some reason he felt like a dork.

sausage
QLD, 4873 posts
11 Dec 2008 2:44PM
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The fancy dress shop misunderstood - he wanted a silk ninja turtle's suit but ended up with the milk and cowabunga one instead.



sausage
QLD, 4873 posts
11 Dec 2008 2:45PM
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She was a glass half full type girl......

He was a sandwich short of a picnic type guy...

Bondalucci
VIC, 1579 posts
11 Dec 2008 11:45PM
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Eddie was not impressed with the Jeff Kennet design for the much anticipated, Collingwood "away strip"

Richiefish
QLD, 5610 posts
12 Dec 2008 8:42AM
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Bessy seemed to be growing a FIFTH TEAT !!!!!

NotWal
QLD, 7428 posts
12 Dec 2008 5:50PM
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elmo
WA, 8740 posts
12 Dec 2008 9:21PM
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evlPanda said...

Sometimes during a near-death experience life doesn't flash pasteurised quite as you expect.


g'day All

In the immortal words of the sausage man "I think we've milked this one as much as we can"

Givin it to Panda, mainly cause after reading his for at least 12 times', I've finally got it, very clever.

Almost gave it to "Japanese porn"

So EP put your evil mind to work

evlPanda
NSW, 9203 posts
13 Dec 2008 1:14AM
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elmo said...

Almost gave it to "Japanese porn"



Late entry:

MOAR. Sauce please.



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