"Dude, don't you know the sailing rule?"
"Believe me man, I totally know the sailing rule."
"Seriously dude, I really don't think you do."
"Man, of course I know the rule. I have to know it -- in order for me to purposely break it."
"You know dude, the rule isn't in place so His majesty can break it at His own convenience."
"Specifically man, what rule am I accused of purposely breaking?"
"Dude, you know what I'm talking about. You know the rule that you so often blatantly bend."
"And man, what exactly would that be?"
"Dude, I'm only talking about the most important sailing rule there is, that's all."
"Oh man, you're not talking about that silly wind and waves rule, are you?"
"Yeah dude, the wind and waves rule."
"Well man, go ahead and sue me, ok."
"Dude, the rule says: Never go and leave good wind and waves to try and find better wind and waves. Never dude."
"Man, it's just a grass-is-greener thing with me, ok."
"Dude, it's not grass, it's greed."
"Greed is my rule, man."
Looked like you had a handle on things down at Gearies the other day Mr Slave.
So how's it going with your new comedy series? Looking good mate, well done.
Nice to see every one laughing with you.
And once again we ask "Why are you here?"
Low self esteem??
Little man syndrome??
Mummy issues??
Pissed??
Bored??
Dont worry waveslave,
All the oldies are just jealouse that you progressed from poledancing to kiteing,and they got left with the dinosaurs and are very close to extiction.
LOL
Just joking diggers,,,all in fun,,dont get all mark on me.
LOL
You read it all,then went to the trouble of finding heaps of quotes,,,,
Kept you busy for awhile,,,,you must have been bored to waste all that time.
No need to thank me for giving you something to do.
YEah, took me ages.
Pressed ctrl C and then ctrl V.
Probably took less time than it takes you to go back and edit all your posts.
I actually find waveslaves Dude and Man posts quit entertaining, thoughtful and clever.
I find them quite a satrical swipe at the world out there.
Not sure if I am reading too much into them, or others are missing the point, but they are kinda like the political cartoons in the broadsheet newspapers.
They certainly have originality and wit, others may not like the wit, but that doesn't make them no good.
They beat posting a copy of some news report from the otherside of the world that has nothing to do with wind, waves or water and contains no input from the author.
I hope waveslave keeps going, Dude and Man may one day have their own TV show. Hey - waveslave can I buy into 5% of Dude and Man now ??
good try ,,Im in Balina today,,,,ba ha ha ha ha.
wow, you have been following my posts,,,you are a fan,,,I feel so famous
I will be back in woopi tomorrow morning if you want to get my autograph for free.
Photos will cost you though.Your not as anonymous as you think
"hey hand watcha up to ?"
"not now helmet"
"but hand i'm bored"
"i've got to wait in the queue helmet"
"arrrw why hand"
"to get some free money from Julia helmet,you know,to go to the pub"
"whaarrr hand look at the chick serveing"
"helmet stop rubbing the zipper"
"head where are you taken us don't listen to helmet"
"ha ha catcha in the toilet hand"
"but we'll be back on the end of the queue head"
"grrrnnnaahhhh to late hand"
"orrr helmet look at this mess"
"shut up hand and helmet people are looking at us funny"
"no wonder head the noise you were making"
