this kid the other day little jimmy was smacking me poor old jp board ,me board didnt do anything wrong. he said whats that? i said a windsurfer then he goes smack, smack, smack with his scooter maybe his dad is a kiter, i dont know maybe he was born a kiter and hates windsurfers. he was only a little tiger. i said hey dont do that. then he nicked off. i think he is a born kiter just waiting to take it up once he can hang onto a kite i am sure of it.
Why not carry board and rig together and therefore not have to worry about feral kids?
Ahh the joys of windsurfing.
My suggestion would be that you guys really need to be nicer to the feral kids and parents at Kyeemagh, you will just have to learn to live with each other. If your not nice to them then they may come to Wanda and we really dont want that, remember what happened last time they dropped by
It's the parent's fault. I'd ask to see their Breeding Licence. If they can't produce it, take the kids away.
Seriously, I have no problem whatsoever using VERY LOUD AND HARSH LANGUAGE whenever a child even looks as if they are going to step on my gear.
Towards the parents, my attitude is "keep your kids off my gear on land, and I'll keep my gear off your kids in the water"...
Luckily it hasn't happened for ages. My gear is usually out on the water, not lying around.
haha I LOVE it! That would have been when I first began teaching and still partially smiled at some of the things they did; funny by inappropriate.
Now, just remove the cute giggly part haha 
Its not just Kyeemagh Des, the little n****s are everywhere. Agree with the parent thing, people these days just dont give a **** what they do, they know they will get away with it.
For example the other day this family pulls into the carpark at Narrabeen and proceeds to rig and scatter truck loads of old gear all over the access beach to the water.
One of the boys had no option but to tread on an old sail whilst carrying his gear.
The dad said something and was greeted with "this is access to the water and you have left your gear and trailer blocking it".
He didnt like that and made no effort to move their stuff so it just got walked on.
Thankfully we dont have the "ethnic" element you blokes do.
Its society in general, if I acted like these kids do my old man wouldve given me a swift kick up the clacker.
Rant over
I want to smack a jp xcite sailboard mummy can i? please please ok only for 5 mins goody goody goody smack smack smack smash smash that was fun mummy
jp smack bash bash smack smack funny thing is my story is true a kid bashed me jp sailboard with his scooter
i bet next time i see this kid i bet he will have a hammer in his hand to smack me jp board with i bet his dad a kitesurfer will give him a hammer.
Ahh the joys of windsurfing.
