My mate has just started wearing gloves while he windsurfs. What does this mean? Is he batting for the other team, maybe bi/curious. I'm concerned because there are times when we are alone together in the same tent...
Does he use moisturiser too Zed? Does he try to spoon you in the tent?
Watch for these signs.
Check out these gloves: Imagine not being able to let go of the boom!
www.solutionsdept.com/palmharness/windsurfing.html
check out this fairy........
he should have been using one of the other sails in the picture for full effect
just keep your distance!!! huge fark off blisters and farked up hands are way way cooler and manlier then gloves! gosh!
OK Zed it may not be too late for him next time he retires to the tent.pull the pegs out and beat him with a rubber hose for approximatley 15 minutes then rub the gloves and kite magazine in his face.Make sure he can't see you during the proceedure so he only associates the pain and shock with gloves and kiting.
If he still shows signs after this... repeat the proceedure.
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Already having had one battle with cancer and chemo etc, I am looking at wearing fingerless yachting gloves just to protect the back of my hands from getting sunburnt. Dont become too complacent when it comes to sun protection
I'm so butch I don't need gloves
, especially since I got my new sheep skin boom covers
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when he starts wearing his boardies over his wetsuit, it's time to end the relationship, before the mosturiser gets used for more than soft skin..
Zed, he's your mate, be a good mate and take his gloves away and pretend it never happened.
