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Polies carnt do unhookd loop handle passes

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Created by Joe Cron > 9 months ago, 25 Oct 2011
Carantoc
WA, 6741 posts
25 Oct 2011 5:55PM
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lotofwind said...

By the time it happends,
I dont think there will be any windsurfers left to see it.



You are probably right.

They will have all left the beach and gone sailing, leaving the kiters to stand around, GoPro each other and tell each other how totally rad dude man like they all are.

Richiefish
QLD, 5610 posts
25 Oct 2011 8:07PM
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its more of a "High dangle with board twistie"..?

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
25 Oct 2011 9:11PM
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Na,, to be a good troll you have gotta get wasted on drugs KOTP style and send PM's threatening to beat them up.
He might be a grumpy old dog,,,but least he's still having some fun.

Others are not havng fun , just grunpy

chronic
NSW, 318 posts
25 Oct 2011 10:55PM
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barn said...

dusta said...

wow barn pull the carrot out of your arse , or should i say pole . KOTP can make an entertaining thread but you guys just don't have any sense of humour . Go cry some more retard .


It's not my job to make entertaining threads for kiter noobs who decide to float over here in the hope of talking smak..

And it's nice to see kiters using troll faces and ****ty internet acronyms ( rotfpmsl, seriously??)... Wonder what dumb ass internet memes you'll dig up next...



sorry old bloke here what it means in english for you - real old total flabby poley making serious laughing....

terminal
1421 posts
25 Oct 2011 8:18PM
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They dont pass it behind their backs yet, but they do do unhooked loop boom passes.

1.25

djdojo
VIC, 1607 posts
26 Oct 2011 12:11AM
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At the risk of stating the obvious, very few kiters can really loop or unhook, let alone do handle passes.

Most kiters, like most windsurfers, spend most of their time going back and forth doing not much, but having a lot more fun than being at the office or watching the cricket.

Btw, I'm a fan of KotP. Those acid-drenched rants make Hunter S Thompson look like a boy scout. Quality trolling is its own reward.

flipper4444
VIC, 1214 posts
26 Oct 2011 1:52AM
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elmo
WA, 8737 posts
26 Oct 2011 11:26AM
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Ritchie your paintbrushwork is needed

felixdcat
WA, 3519 posts
26 Oct 2011 11:45AM
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lotofwind said...

Naaaaa,that guy is way too young to poledance.
He has too much hair and isnt overweight.

This looks more like the average windsufer.
Found this pic in their photo section,,,go figure.



Now I am worried about you Lotofwind...... having that sort of pics on your computer! Is it a family reunion pic??? Where are you on the pic????

stehsegler
WA, 3473 posts
26 Oct 2011 12:08PM
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"Polies carnt do unhookd loop handle passes"

Of course they can't. It's a different sport you numb nut.

Richiefish
QLD, 5610 posts
26 Oct 2011 2:10PM
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felixdcat said...

lotofwind said...

Naaaaa,that guy is way too young to poledance.
He has too much hair and isnt overweight.

This looks more like the average windsufer.
Found this pic in their photo section,,,go figure.



Now I am worried about you Lotofwind...... having that sort of pics on your computer! Is it a family reunion pic??? Where are you on the pic????



its seems you've photoshopped that photo...Here's the original.

felixdcat
WA, 3519 posts
26 Oct 2011 2:11PM
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Select to expand quote




its seems you've photoshopped that photo...Here's the original.



Tah Richie now I recognize Lotofwind with his shorts on, was strange to see him only with his kiting special edition life jacket around his belly!

nebbian
WA, 6277 posts
26 Oct 2011 2:23PM
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From here: http://www.boardseekermag.com/technique/advanced/pirouette_gybe/pirouette-gybe-ben-proffitt.html










Looks like an unhooked handle pass to me

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
26 Oct 2011 3:45PM
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felixdcat said...

lotofwind said...

Naaaaa,that guy is way too young to poledance.
He has too much hair and isnt overweight.

This looks more like the average windsufer.
Found this pic in their photo section,,,go figure.



Now I am worried about you Lotofwind...... having that sort of pics on your computer! Is it a family reunion pic??? Where are you on the pic????



Loto is far left lol

dusta
WA, 2940 posts
26 Oct 2011 5:08PM
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barn is the one with the inner tube . I picture him as a fat angry old bastard . True story bro

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
26 Oct 2011 5:17PM
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dusta said...

barn is the one with the inner tube . I picture him as a fat angry old bastard . True story bro


Yep thats him all right

Joe Cron
NSW, 450 posts
26 Oct 2011 8:46PM
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terminal said...

They dont pass it behind their backs yet, but they do do unhooked loop boom passes.

1.25




Wow, that is impressive. How does a judge separate one of those guys from the other?

BulldogPup
6657 posts
26 Oct 2011 7:05PM
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sigh ..... life can be soooooooooo vile twat twimes



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