Na,, to be a good troll you have gotta get wasted on drugs KOTP style and send PM's threatening to beat them up.
He might be a grumpy old dog,,,but least he's still having some fun.
Others are not havng fun , just grunpy
At the risk of stating the obvious, very few kiters can really loop or unhook, let alone do handle passes.
Most kiters, like most windsurfers, spend most of their time going back and forth doing not much, but having a lot more fun than being at the office or watching the cricket.
Btw, I'm a fan of KotP. Those acid-drenched rants make Hunter S Thompson look like a boy scout. Quality trolling is its own reward.
"Polies carnt do unhookd loop handle passes"
Of course they can't. It's a different sport you numb nut.
its seems you've photoshopped that photo...Here's the original.
Tah Richie now I recognize Lotofwind with his shorts on, was strange to see him only with his kiting special edition life jacket around his belly!
From here: http://www.boardseekermag.com/technique/advanced/pirouette_gybe/pirouette-gybe-ben-proffitt.html
Looks like an unhooked handle pass to me