At festivals like this the undergrowth can be so think professional equipment is often required before love-making.
The tractor man was much better at pulling...
(EDIT: damn beaten to it!! OK new caption)
Somehow I think the girl with the pink hula hoop has more chance at pulling than the tractor man
The love tractor was a ruse for Bender, it was actually an ingenious method of avoiding festival toilets, by hiding his colostomy and pee bags.
Bender stopped hiding his lunch in there after a drunken mix up of the bags
It goes to show that even if you have run out of clothes and your undies are past their use-by date, with a few cardboard boxes and some green paint you can still go to the festival.
After bombing out at the Wiggles' new member audition, Davo queued up try his Big Green Tractor act at Australia's Got Talent
Backward Bob kind of misunderstood his friend's advice, when he was told
"Mate, she likes green, .....definitely dress in green to a tractor"
No matter how good your outfit is, you aren't getting laid when wearing man sandles
"…if you think my Tractor's impressive…….
….. wait 'till you get a look at my Front End Loader !!"
He had the gimmick down pat, but Earl had to work on his pick-up lines a bit:
"Hey baby, wanna sow some seeds?" and...
"Hey baby, wanna fertilize the crops?"
Didn't seem to work so well for him...
[one for the real oldies]
Nigel was always destined to receive a much larger share of Deere John letters in his lifetime.
I'm calling it as it's good the share the glory around. Anyway after some great entries i keep going back to knigit with his peice of gold. Take it away mate!!
Cheers Bender, gotta love having a WA judge 
. Will get #150 up and running tonight or Monday.
