Groucho: "This kippered prawnhead tastes a little queer to me. What do you guys think?"
HEY new no wind, no swell sport, barreling 
find a barrel, fill it with water, drink beer, first to piss gets the next round 
Groucho: 'so this is caption comp 184, prawnhead really is scraping the bottom of the barrell on this one.'
...and although he only tolerated them at best, Harpo was the only "oldy" never to have a bad word to say about teabaggers...
Laurie convened another secret moderators meeting in the Seabreeze lair, deep within the bowels of a 'fishing vessel' anchored off Christmas Island.
"Right you lot, this will be the new moderators structure. We will have two mods for Kitesurf, cause they bicker like pre-schoolers, one mod for windsurfing and one mod combined for SUP and seniors"
...Groucho knew he hadn't trained hard enough on the poker face, yet he was still dismayed at being the first eliminated from the new late-night realty show "Where's Pippa?"
This is the famous scene when Groucho uttered the words:
"I wouldn't join any club that would have me as a member"
when invited by the AKSA!
NAUTICAL GENIUS.
The proud design team of the 1912 all-in-one windsurfer/seat harness/drysuit is shown here. "It keeps ya dry, and when ya hook the harness lines to the outside of the barrel it spreads the load nicely across yer lower back, but gettin' it on the plane is an absolute sht".
After the success of the last supper the NWO executive committe met for a de-brief
'Well fellow elite - thats another four barrels of mercury enhanced fish and forty cases of genetically modified loaves we off-loaded onto the masses.'
'hang on old chap - it says here in Uncensored 21 (available now at all good news agents) that our arch enemies the Doctorevil and supermac33 are closing in'
'nah gov'ner they'll never catch us, I'll rub our finger prints off this barrel -'
'and I'll rub my finger prints off my fingers'
'keep it under your hats chaps, keep it under your hats'
When you said we were going to get in some barrels I thought we were going surfing....
yes back inthe early days before wearing boardies over your wetsuit was trendy, kiters would wear barrells
I don't know why new naval recruits complain about "Barreling" it doesn't look that bad to me
Thanks Prawnhead. I actually tried editing it to "Snowtown the musical" but it wouldn't let me. Anyhow I'll take the honours.
