Typical - you wait all day to see two men wearing orange dresses and white gloves crawling down the road on four hands and two feet
.... and then 14 turn up.
Sven hadn't realised that when his Lonely Planet Guide to Bombay said you needed eyes in the back of your head to walk down a city street, it actually meant you need eyes in the back of your head.
At the launch of Bob Katter's new political party he claims Labour, the Greens and the Coalition have lost the plot.
Katter promised to bring sanity back to politics, and revealed the look of his front bench.
Carantoc, are you challenging for the title of "most entries in a single caption contest", or are you just really bored?
Or, do you have a really awesome pic that you desperately want to post for the next comp, so you are desperate to win?
I was trying to get disqualified by annoying everybody.
I have no pictures. I do not want to win.
I am sat here rocking backwards and forwards, clutching my bottle of Johnny Walker, giggling to myself.
I might go find a spider I can pull the legs off later, or maybe count the number of kernals on a cob of corn.