What's this "PMT" you talk about???? and why the f**k did you do that to my goat?
Reality TV chasing ratings yet again
"My Kitchen Rules Congo - Slaughter Your Own Stuff"
Ok - now you've got the knife off her - you tell her that's not how you skin a goat!
On three we grab her and throw her into the pot, goat and white woman stew, this is gonna be epic. look at those thighs! she will feed the whole village!
I've got dibs on the rump.
Although not called upon that often, the Sharman's expunging of a loved one's kitesurfing demons was one of his favourites...
OOhhh one teaspoon of magic powder for the goat with the stomach problem, whoopsy daisy !!!!
mumbatu it is foretold, the white witch has chosen the skinned goat head, she is ripe for the gangbang...
Zimbabwe's exploding goats were much more impressive than Mississippi's fainting goats!
Mrs Knave went to extreme lengths to win "name that Rolling Stones album" charades.
Mrs Sean O'Brien wasn't all impressed with her husband's latest Severne advertising....
"We were horrified", said the local tribesman. "Like a giant eagle he filled the sky shouting, "I am King Lotofwind" as he swooped and taunted the hyenas. Then suddenly the wind stopped...."
I may be smiling now, but if another one of your goats keeps us awake again tonight, this is what's going to happen.
Not being fully conversant in wiring diagrams the Maasai had a few early mishaps with Macro's ACME electric goat gate and PHD conversion...
Sick and tired of having to deal with it where ever she goes, Mary finally does not have a little lamb.
Mrs wave knave said.......
"Let this be a lesson to the rest of you windsurfers bagging out girls who love kiters"
Why is she smiling?
She reported that one of her kids was missing, and then the local police asked her to come and identify some remains...
What a relief!
