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Forums > Windsurfing   Western Australia

My Jesus Rides a NUDE SAILBOARD

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Created by asdmuzak > 9 months ago, 24 Nov 2009
asdmuzak
SA, 285 posts
24 Nov 2009 2:24PM
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This is my second NUDE board, i rate this as the best board ever, total customised to what i wanted, max v, heaps of tail kick, super light(what i wanted) and my own paint job depicting my apocalyptic stylings.

THE IAN RUSHTON APOCALYPSE 2010 NUDE CAMPAIGN [}:)]




king of the point
WA, 1836 posts
24 Nov 2009 1:30PM
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Thats what we like to see ............. sweet
God bless you .................and may he help you to slaye, gouge and carve the fire breathing dragons

Mark _australia
WA, 22878 posts
24 Nov 2009 2:42PM
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My first two thoughts:

That's out there. I had a shirt like that deck design in 1986.

What happened to your footy?

asdmuzak
SA, 285 posts
24 Nov 2009 5:39PM
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_______________________/\_____________________\0/____________
Shark mark




Mark Shark attack!!

Mark _australia
WA, 22878 posts
24 Nov 2009 3:11PM
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oh yeah.... and the naked one legged person on your back patio?

firiebob
WA, 3160 posts
24 Nov 2009 5:43PM
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asdmuzak said...

This is my second NUDE board, i rate this as the best board ever, total customised to what i wanted, max v, heaps of tail kick, super light(what i wanted) and my own paint job depicting my apocalyptic stylings.

THE IAN RUSHTON APOCALYPSE 2010 NUDE CAMPAIGN [}:)]


Looks awesome

Bertie
NSW, 1351 posts
24 Nov 2009 9:16PM
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Jesus might ride a Nude board, but he built my hotrod!



Windxtasy
WA, 4017 posts
24 Nov 2009 9:23PM
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Love the deck graphics!

asdmuzak
SA, 285 posts
24 Nov 2009 11:58PM
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40hrs in my room smokin and toking drawing and singing about how i used to go to nude school.

Used it at the Gates in Gero, and it went off, if youve ever sailed the gates you know that you want a board that goes off.


I got it.

Lick it to all the haters.

EB
SA, 492 posts
25 Nov 2009 1:40PM
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Saw the board with my own eyes and it is a credit to the builder and painter. Worthy paint job on an equally worthy board.Job well done.
oh yeh he can kick the stuffing out of the footy too

P.C_simpson
NSW, 1489 posts
25 Nov 2009 4:50PM
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Looks way cool, bring back colourful boards.... but my Nude will look better...[}:)]

Windxtasy
WA, 4017 posts
25 Nov 2009 2:41PM
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What paint did you use?

Is the concept of the nude board that you can decorate them yourself?

asdmuzak
SA, 285 posts
26 Nov 2009 11:12AM
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P.C_simpson said...

Looks way cool, bring back colourful boards.... but my Nude will look better...[}:)]


Who gives a ****. i made it for me not you.

hoop
1979 posts
28 Nov 2009 9:43AM
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The Jesus board was done with posca pens. Pretty keen to do some more now ,I like that one.
You can paint your own board if you want. P.C's going to do one soon . Looking forward to seeing that one.

P.C_simpson
NSW, 1489 posts
28 Nov 2009 10:26PM
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Take it easy old mate, take it easy... yer hoops the posca's worked well, will be good to see how the colour lasts in the sun after a season, could open up a whole new world of board graphics...

Windxtasy
WA, 4017 posts
28 Nov 2009 10:08PM
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P.C_simpson said...

Take it easy old mate, take it easy... yer hoops the posca's worked well, will be good to see how the colour lasts in the sun after a season, could open up a whole new world of board graphics...


Those Posca pens look really exciting.
I'm tempted to get a custom board just so i can decorate one myself!

cranky
440 posts
29 Nov 2009 2:01PM
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The board looks good, love all that colour.

JESUS
WA, 150 posts
29 Nov 2009 7:37PM
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NO I don't !!!! That board is SOOO UGLY. Each to his own. I wouldnt be seen dead on a board that looked like that a nice wooden cross maybe You should call it GODS FUGLY STICK

asdmuzak
SA, 285 posts
30 Nov 2009 12:14AM
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JESUS said...

NO I don't !!!! That board is SOOO UGLY. Each to his own. I wouldnt be seen dead on a board that looked like that a nice wooden cross maybe You should call it GODS FUGLY STICK


When we see you smacking it at mast high gates we'll listen to what you have to say.

Unitl then keep looking at it, while we are smacking it.



Iphone222
3 posts
30 Nov 2009 10:41AM
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JESUS said...

NO I don't !!!! That board is SOOO UGLY. Each to his own. I wouldnt be seen dead on a board that looked like that a nice wooden cross maybe You should call it GODS FUGLY STICK


I'm with Jesus on this one. Plus resale value = $0

king of the point
WA, 1836 posts
30 Nov 2009 5:32PM
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Lots of red thumbs for jesus smaking the **** out of mast high hells gates.

I like to see hells gates being slayed apart (sic snaps)

God bless and my the battle begin between good and evil.

May jesus push the water from da rails and turn it in to sheets of ice.

asdmuzak
SA, 285 posts
30 Nov 2009 10:33PM
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Iphone222 said...

JESUS said...

NO I don't !!!! That board is SOOO UGLY. Each to his own. I wouldnt be seen dead on a board that looked like that a nice wooden cross maybe You should call it GODS FUGLY STICK


I'm with Jesus on this one. Plus resale value = $0


Resale, what a kook concept.
Yeah mate resale.

Heretic
WA, 20 posts
30 Nov 2009 10:41PM
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you mentioned "When we see you smacking it at mast high gates we'll listen to what you have to say"

since i can tick that particular box a while back I'll have my say:

not really my thing, but whatever floats your boat dude,

will it stand up to the occasional reef excursion? hate to scratch that **** up huh?

asdmuzak
SA, 285 posts
1 Dec 2009 11:03AM
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I like colour!

Ran it into hells reef on its second day at the gates, bounced straight off.

We'll Sail it till its dead and put it the shed with rest of the death or glue it back together like the 3 starboards i own.

What is this resale concept.
I just don't get it, can someone explain.

What? your gear is still in good enough condition that someone would want to buy it.

How does that work? university never told me about that, i'm suing the industry.

Actually i'm gonna stick it straight up the ass of humanity and put a fairytale figurehead on my board and watch the reactions.

Maybe the next one will have allah on it, but your not meant to draw him now are you?, hmmm.

Anyway kids thanks for the entertainment and remember

"**** like your being filmed and bottom turn like your ****ing."

Iphone222
3 posts
1 Dec 2009 10:46AM
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Your continual PIMPING and attitude is boring and annoying your giving those boards a bad name

theWaterBoy
WA, 225 posts
1 Dec 2009 12:18PM
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Agree with @Iphone222 but, love your avatar

asdmuzak
SA, 285 posts
1 Dec 2009 6:13PM
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Iphone222 said...

Your continual PIMPING and attitude is boring and annoying your giving those boards a bad name


Please explain.

Are we not on a forum.
A discussion, pimping, yeah man pimp me some nude smack.
Only a **** board get a **** name, how can sick boards like these nude shapes get a bad name, when they are a **** hot board and everyone who knows how to smack it knows it, even if they don't ride one. yet.

I don't subscribe to communist KRudds junk and i'll express free speech.
I don't windsurf in china, i live and sail in Australia.

Thanks champ, don't read if you don't like my posts, easy.

Lick and let lick mate, and one day maybe someone might wanna lick ya balls.

Otherwise bow down commie.

P.C_simpson
NSW, 1489 posts
1 Dec 2009 10:58PM
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Custom Boards are a work of art and there are not alot of people who have the skill to pull it off, and a custom painted board just makes it even more individual like the rider who it is made for....

If you cant appreciate the effort in building something by hand and then colouring the whole thing in buy hand with a pen then society has gone to the dogs...

I like it but not everyone one will, but it did get responses out of alot of people good and bad, which makes it a work of art....

After all the meaning of Art is to get an emotion response from the veiwer...

Heretic
WA, 20 posts
1 Dec 2009 8:32PM
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ooooooh yeh !!
now this is what i call a topic, i cant wait to see where we go from here

i guess all you Gero boys will have to get used to sailing at the gates again (old skool style) after they park a series of 30,000 tonne iron ore carriers just outside the takeoff zone at spot x huh?

i can see it now.. the way out, size it up, bear away power on, hit the ramp, J-U-M-P, sheeet in, bear away head forwrd, feet up...... oh hang on , i dont remember seeing that there..................................

Nippon Adventurer Maru 1 - assorted boardsailors nil

whats the latest anyhow??

nebbian
WA, 6277 posts
2 Dec 2009 10:00PM
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Saw the board in the flesh thisafternoon...

Looks even better in real life

I want a Nude now



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