Once a jolly waverider sailed down at Avalon,
Under the power of a five point three,
And he sang as he watched and waited till his wave to form,
You'll come a slashing Avalon with me.
Slashing Avalon, Smashing Avalon,
You'll come a Jumping Avalon with me,
And he sang as he with that swell line that he was on
You'll come a Carving Avalon with me.
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Down came a Monster to smash down on that reef right there
Down went the drop into a botom turn, and back up the face smiling with glee,
And he sang as he carved that bomb till the end of the reef
You'll come a sailing Avalon with me.
Slashing Avalon, Smashing Avalon,
You'll come a Jumping Avalon with me,
And he sang as he with that swell line that he was on
You'll come a Carving Avalon with me.
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Up came the drop in sailing like a d1ckhead
Down came the kiter's, One Two Three
Whose is that Humongous bomb you've lined up from out the back?
You'll come an Wave sail Avalon with me.
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Down went the Waterman Taking that Masive drop again
You'll never Drop in on me again said he,
And his Echo may be heard as you pass by that break again
You'll come a Carving Avalon with me.
Slashing Avalon, Smashing Avalon,
You'll come a Jumping Avalon with me,
And his Yyeeehhhhaaaarrrrrgggggghhhhh may be heard as you see a big wave break again
You'll come a Sailing Avalon with me.
Apologies to Banjo, I'm sure if he had have windsurfed in his time he would understand