This sail is the best of the bunch and hey its an ezzy so go for ever right? the 4.7 is actually in pretty good condition luff pocket all good and all panels intact no repairs $150. This sail will draw crowds at the beach and hushed admiration as you unfurl it on the pristine freshly watered grass at the top of the sand hill facing the indian ocean on a 37 degree day and a stiff 20 knott sea breeze. Roto beckons alluringly in the distance vaguely turning itself upside down as the horizon wobbles with illusion, the 3 meter swell pumps over Dutch inn folding maniacally into a wicked spitting hollow pitt resembling cyclops on an ON day. The other sailors on the mound try not to obviously gander at the ezzy as they meekly finger hysterically with the severne, or pryde sail they pretend to love. The hairs on your chest burst free from the blue truckies singlet you proudly wear as a sign of your egalitarian nature even though u just jumped out of your 65k JeepCherokee, With the TOP OFF! Surely this a mans land and all men need an ezzy 4.7 wave sail! Or if you are a sheila similar metaphors come to mind, and hopefully the chest hairs are more contained, unless of course your into the new regime and you wish to have chest hairs. Whatever. Man women BEAST you need a 4.7 EZZY wave sail to complete you as a PERSON. Have I explained the unbridled power, no ENERGY this sail contains, copious amounts of uncontained megajoules ready to burst forward and drag you into the depths, the domain of the whale, as you skip over the reef break performing an effortless triple landing with hardly a splash as you plane away fully LIT, the crowd on the mound gasp in awe and miserably continue to rig with a deflated sense of despair as you perform a screaming power gybe fully on rail and return to the reef to carve the ugly beast being BARRELED and spat out with the breath of the dragon raging across the reef ready for another intervention.
Ah fuck it I think I should keep this one.