How to Make a Kiteboarding Video (Or not)

Sam Medysky and Craig Cunningham are here to help! These two are renowned for releasing some pretty decent kiting clips in their time, racking up numbers on YouTube and shipping the dollars off to their sponsors. Metaphorically anyway. Nobody gets rich on Youtube.
Wait, do they?
Sorry if you were actually looking for some tips on making a great kiteboarding movie. There are none here. With tongue in cheek, these two have compiled a list of the corniest, most done-to-death features in kiteboarding movies over the years. Especially those shot in Brazil, where beach buggies and bikinis form the basis of almost every single one.
"Choose one of the following intro's" They suggest."Driving your dune buggy on the beach - be sure to include a GoPro selfie. Slow motion of you walking with your board - remember, the more angles the better. Waking up and getting out of bed to check the conditions outside. Setting up your gear - be sure you include kite, bar, lines, harness, boots. And, boots again…"
For a bit of fun, we compared their 'How to make a kiteboarding video' guide to
Slowmo introduction of beach walking? Check Comeback from Injury? Check Grabs slow motion? Check Lifestyle shots of the local area? Check Gratuitous shots of Bindings? Check Sunset shot to end the video? Check!
Now in all fairness, Ewan's new movie is actually really good. If you haven't seen it yet then
Watch this video first though, because it's hilariously accurate and adds a whole new dimension to every Brazil based kite video you'll ever watch!