So I'm out the beach & want a feed.
1st shop
Me:-"ya got any sausages mate & a roll",
Him;-"no, don't do sausages".
Me:-What, ya kiddin', why not
Him:- Just don't do 'em people don't want 'em
Me:- when the feck did that happen & walked off
Next shop
Me:- Small chips & a buttered roll
Her:- (Wait for it) WE don't do rolls
Me:- Head expoldes slap hand over mouth before I go off, give her my best stink eye, shake my head & walk off
Whats happened to "normal beach food". Whats goin' on
I swear if some other shop person says "We're fresh out of waldorfs" I'll start throwin' something.
You should have asked for Elephants bollocks on toast, they probably would have had that.
Select to expand quoteCrusoe said..
You should have asked for Elephants bollocks on toast, they probably would have had that.
Nar, the toaster broken 
Same issue applies to a lot of "surf stores" these days. Went into the shop the other day and asked the assistant where the wetsuits were. Was given a confused look and a response of "wetsuits..???..???" After explaining the item I was searching for the assistance replied with "nah, we don't stock them. I think we had one for sale in the shop a couple of years back". 
When I can go get pollo con arroz from a street vendor I know im in my happy place!
Select to expand quoteChris_M said..
When I can go get pollo con arroz from a street vendor I know im in my happy place!
Nah empanada de pollo for me. Deep fried of course!
Reminds me of a superdog.
I just wanted one. Halfway thru a 800km drive, in the bush.
The servo store had recently been taken over by indians with no idea (should have seen it coming) so instead of a hotdog with bacon, grated cheese and fried onion I got
Microwaved roll
microwaved hotdog (could tell by the nuclear generated fire dried burnt ends, and still moist 200degC in the middle)
processed cheese slice
raw red onion
mustard pickles (the yellow sandwich relish) instead of mustard
and of course tomato sauce.
after moaning for a bit I had a bite and it was bloody lovely. 
Same but different.
Port Wakefield (north of Adelaide)
Tucker Box Aussie food stop, owned by Vietnamese, selling Greek gyros & Mexican Tortias (my spelling my be off 
) love multi cultural
