Dear Santa I've been good all year. How abotu a good DTL sail, then come back to the Olsen twins with a cold beer for me
Don't be fooled guys, santa is satan. Your kid might cop a grope for Christmas if you're not careful:
www.landoverbaptist.org/news1299/santy.html
looking at all the green arrows from chrissy eve onwards, it would seem ,I have been, good.????( not evil )
Ho ho. There goes Christmas day. How am I going to recover from my soon to be egregious rudeness? I'll be crawling for the rest of the year, and the next one. hmmmm.... An early morning phone call maybe.... father dying maybe... No, that was in 03.... have to attend .... what?....
How about a windsurfing photoshoot? Its a present for them afterall, to hang on the wall. You just gotta find someone to take the photo. Explains your absence, after all you need wind and waves for a good shot don't you?[}:)]