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If you could have any job for 1 week.....

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Created by echunda > 9 months ago, 14 May 2014
echunda
VIC, 764 posts
14 May 2014 8:55AM
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What job would you want to do for 1 week?

I think it would be cool to be the person who calls the division 1 lotto winners


What would you do?

ok
NSW, 1088 posts
14 May 2014 9:21AM
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jonny sins? kelly slater? Bj baldwin?

boofta
NSW, 179 posts
14 May 2014 9:23AM
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I would take the job that Julia Gillard is currently doing in New York.
Its something she set up in 2012 by getting Auz Aid to donate $270M
Its an unpaid chairmanship of an international education foundation where
she gets to swan around the world,all expenses paid, it also gives her
an excuse not to return to Australia to appear in nasty tribunals etc
that might implicate her in pink batt scandals and/or slush fund capers.
where do I sign...

saltiest1
NSW, 2496 posts
14 May 2014 9:29AM
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you know those council inspectors that are under cover sussing out massage clinics?

FormulaNova
WA, 14777 posts
14 May 2014 7:35AM
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boofta said..

I would take the job that Julia Gillard is currently doing in New York.
Its something she set up in 2012 by getting Auz Aid to donate $270M
Its an unpaid chairmanship of an international education foundation where
she gets to swan around the world,all expenses paid, it also gives her
an excuse not to return to Australia to appear in nasty tribunals etc
that might implicate her in pink batt scandals and/or slush fund capers.
where do I sign...



So, its unpaid? The type of unpaid where your bills at home keep piling up, but you get no money to pay them?

Yeah, sounds grand!

Pink batts and slush funds? I think you are naive if you think not being here would make any difference to the outcome. If she was key to these proceedings I am sure they would compel her to come back. It's not like she could stay overseas forever.

Dawn Patrol
WA, 1991 posts
14 May 2014 10:42AM
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echunda said..

What job would you want to do for 1 week?

I think it would be cool to be the person who calls the division 1 lotto winners


What would you do?


I'd like to be the division 1 lotto winner...

But probably a fast jet pilot, or f1 driver. Or maybe star in some grown up films

mick14
SA, 343 posts
14 May 2014 12:36PM
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There are people who make more money in a week than I do in a year... whatever job that is.

Mobydisc
NSW, 9029 posts
14 May 2014 1:09PM
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Head of the US Federal Reserve, print out a few billion US dollars and place them with the new bank I'd set up the week before. Close the bank, pay out the depositors who is me, and then do whatever I like for the rest of my life. Might get into a public brawl and show my fat arse to the world every now and then.

Tux
VIC, 3829 posts
14 May 2014 4:42PM
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International Olympic Comittee or the FIFA president...not that I have any love for either but you could live the rest of your life off the bribes these blokes rack in

Poodle
WA, 866 posts
14 May 2014 3:28PM
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The cleaning industry did interest me some years back. But then again......

fingerbone
NSW, 921 posts
14 May 2014 6:21PM
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GIGOLO...

neilpete
WA, 184 posts
14 May 2014 4:28PM
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a slut,

...but only for a week

whippingboy
WA, 1104 posts
14 May 2014 4:41PM
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I'd like to be a media advisor for the Liberal party, and troll internet forums and comments pages for a living.
Like a couple of peeps on this site already are

Pitbull
WA, 1267 posts
14 May 2014 5:12PM
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Porn Star.

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
14 May 2014 7:44PM
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Feeling for lumps in the under 30's breast cancer clinic.

Stuthepirate
SA, 3590 posts
14 May 2014 7:37PM
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A plumber.
Then I'd actually appreciate being an electrician more often.

jn1
2455 posts
14 May 2014 6:09PM
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A paid product endorser for the following brands:

JP
Severne
Ducati
KTM
Suburu
Lotus
Lamborghini
Ferrari
Yamaha (the Cross plane R1's are nice)
BMW

I think that would complete a week.

"Walk in, **** **** up, walk out.. (and get paid **** loads)"

Dezman
NSW, 818 posts
15 May 2014 5:00AM
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A barman in a high end luxury resort so I can hear the rich complain into they drink about how tough they got it...

Cal
QLD, 1003 posts
15 May 2014 9:53PM
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Governor General so I could fire this government and somehow implement a legally enforced governmental charter of honesty with no loopholes. Maybe then we could have a real election based on the real positions of those seeking to be elected. (thats only a weeks work, right?)

Lesion
22 posts
15 May 2014 8:40PM
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James Packer. 10 mill a day minimum.
Even if I ****ed up so badly on the first day that I got the arse it'd be enough for all of my and my wifes families.

echunda
VIC, 764 posts
16 May 2014 10:01AM
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jn1 said...


Yamaha (the Cross plane R1's are nice)




Got one and it's a love hate relationship.

Love the engine, but that's about it.

Chilla
WA, 136 posts
16 May 2014 8:07AM
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To work with animals, especially horses <3.

Sailhack
VIC, 5000 posts
16 May 2014 10:17AM
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A Resort critic on a 'lifestyle program'...in Maui.

pearl
NSW, 984 posts
16 May 2014 5:05PM
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I'd like to wax and pluck Miranda Kerr. She'd be pretty sore after a week though!

youngbull
QLD, 825 posts
16 May 2014 5:49PM
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cattle muster helicopter pilot or R&D for Aircraft or Boats the fast type. The chance of either happening - zero to nil

jn1
2455 posts
16 May 2014 5:02PM
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youngbull said...
cattle muster helicopter pilot or R&D for Aircraft or Boats the fast type. The chance of either happening - zero to nil


Don't do R&D aircraft/boat, the paperwork will kill it. I saw a doco on cattle muster pilots. Wow, what a job :)

echunda: If they put a Xplane R1 into a fazer frame, I would buy it.

Towny
NSW, 903 posts
16 May 2014 7:46PM
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Be David Attenboroughs assistant

SandS
VIC, 5904 posts
16 May 2014 8:01PM
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Gina rineharts gig , one weeks pay would set me up for the rest of my life . and i really like eating PIES !!!!






Mark _australia
WA, 22482 posts
16 May 2014 7:59PM
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Fluffer for lesbo vids.



Macroscien
QLD, 6806 posts
17 May 2014 12:30AM
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For a week I would like to have Stephen Hawking's job.
I could ride this cool 4x4 vehicle then proclaim theory of everything at the end.
I hope some girls also will be interested.
If not in vehicle ride, so at least at adsorbing my Nobel prize winning gamets for their offspring then.
Money shouldn't be a problem too, unless Black Hole ( read - spuse)will swollow the lot of the Nobel prize monetary value.

seanhogan
QLD, 3424 posts
17 May 2014 8:07AM
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Rocco Sifffredi



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