I found this funny. Ventured into the kitesurfing forum just earlier and found this...i don't know about them but when i sail i generally try to stay on the water :P
We don't need windsurfers to take the piss, we can do it all by ourselves, just consider it pre-season madness, especially the biggest boosting lines thread wherever that went 
Openly talking about stolen gear 
I would not want a boosted board, the owner might see you on it and then you're in trouble.
I remember talking like that when I swung on the clothes line with my brother in the back yard. Look how high I can flick my legs, I am boosting so much higher than you.
I like to boost high with a style that says he is out of control and land on my face then get skull dragged by my kite, only beginners land on there boards. 
Boosting is the thrill of jumping into the sky, something a sailor could probably not conceive!! He may have thought about it, but then his brain stopped working??
