Potentially very funny, but the story seems to be unavailable to us non Australian subscribers
8 million lines of code eh? I bet there's a few bugs in it then. Some security vulnerabilities perhaps?
The Australian has a leaky firewall, Simply search for the title, in this case "us-stealth-ship-uss-zumwalt-breaks-down-in-panama-canal/news-story"
Now I can't get back to the article, no trouble last night.
A picture is worth a thousand words. Rubber-neckers lining the bank of the Panama canal.
A man a plan a canal panama
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Now I can't get back to the article, no trouble last night. A picture is worth a thousand words. Rubber-neckers lining the bank of the Panama canal. A man a plan a canal panama
What ship, Ian K ? I don't see any ship in the picture 
The captain asked the ship's engineer why can't he fix the bloody thing. It is fast becoming a major embarrassment for all see. The engineer replied that he couldn't find the damn systems manual for the computers.
"But you should have had that on your desk wouldn't you, being the ship's engineer and all ?" The captain was boiling inside, quietly.
"Yes, sir," The engineer replied, "I did pack the f-king manuals, and that was the first thing I did before the trip "
"Then where did they go ?" Captain got even hotter within.
"I don't know", said the engineer.
"You don't know ?" The captain is losing his patience now.
"I swear to God, captain, that I did pack the manuals", The engineer saw the steam coming off the captain's nostrils.
"But hang on a minute, captain," The engineer is now grasping for the last straw, and he is sinking... "Could it because it is a stealth systems manual ?" He looked at the captain, hoping that line just may keep his job 
