Search for a Location
  Clear Recents
Metro
South West
Central West
North West
  Surf Cameras
  Safety Bay Camera
Metro
North
Mid North
Illawarra
South Coast
Metro
West Coast
East Coast
Brisbane
Far North
Central Coast
Sunshine Coast
Gold Coast
Hobart
West Coast
North Coast
East Coast
Recent
Western Australia
New South Wales
Victoria
South Australia
Queensland
Northern Territory
Tasmania
  My Favourites
  Reverse Arrows
General
Gps & Speed Sailing
Wave Sailing
Foiling
Gear Reviews
Lost & Found
Windsurfing WA
Windsurfing NSW
Windsurfing QLD
Windsurfing Victoria
Windsurfing SA
Windsurfing Tasmania
General
Gear Reviews
Foiling
Newbies / Tips & Tricks
Lost & Found
Western Australia
New South Wales
Queensland
Victoria
South Australia
Tasmania
General
Foiling
Board Talk & Reviews
Wing Foiling
All
Windsurfing
Kitesurfing
Surfing
Longboarding
Stand Up Paddle
Wing Foiling
Sailing
  Active Topics
  Subscribed Topics
  Rules & Guidelines
Login
Lost My Details!
Join! (Its Free)
  Search for a Location
  Clear Recents
Metro
South West
Central West
North West
Surf Cameras
Safety Bay Camera
Metro
North
Mid North
Illawarra
South Coast
Metro
West Coast
East Coast
Brisbane
Far North
Central Coast
Sunshine Coast
Gold Coast
Hobart
West Coast
North Coast
East Coast
Recent
Western Australia
New South Wales
Victoria
South Australia
Queensland
Northern Territory
Tasmania
  My Favourites
  Reverse Arrows
All
Windsurfing
Kitesurfing
Surfing
Longboarding
Stand Up Paddle
Wing Foiling
Sailing
Active Topics
Subscribed Topics
Forum Rules
Login
Lost My Details!
Join! (Its Free)

Forums > General Discussion   Shooting the breeze...

The life of a bruise

Reply
Created by Bender > 9 months ago, 3 Aug 2009
Bender
WA, 2226 posts
3 Aug 2009 6:54PM
Thumbs Up

This is the result of a getting dropped in on, on a nice bowly bomb. I was right in pocket and got swallowed as the section shut down. Next was a decent thrashing and then an almighty sharp pain in my right arse cheek. The middle fin on my SUP i think. It cut a 100mm slice in my wettie.

it has been changing colour everyday.
Day 1


Day 2

Day 3




Mark _australia
WA, 22724 posts
3 Aug 2009 7:23PM
Thumbs Up

Ewww .... dunno why you got a thumbs down tho' I think you have guts for posting pics of a pimply arse with cellulite on the web

decrepit
WA, 12355 posts
3 Aug 2009 7:28PM
Thumbs Up

I suspect from now on Bender you'll be known as "rainbow bum"

Still on track for tomorrow?????

Bender
WA, 2226 posts
3 Aug 2009 7:31PM
Thumbs Up

decrepit said...

I suspect from now on Bender you'll be known as "rainbow bum"

Still on track for tomorrow?????


yes mate, no action yet

evets
WA, 685 posts
3 Aug 2009 7:31PM
Thumbs Up

tooo muuuuucccchhhhh information

big gill
WA, 649 posts
3 Aug 2009 7:58PM
Thumbs Up

didnt need to see that!!!!

sausage
QLD, 4873 posts
3 Aug 2009 10:27PM
Thumbs Up

I'd throw that peach out if I was you - it looks rotten and I bet it probably smells rotten too.

Mark _australia
WA, 22724 posts
3 Aug 2009 8:38PM
Thumbs Up

Get rid of the fuzz before you taste it Sausage

NDH47
NSW, 102 posts
3 Aug 2009 11:22PM
Thumbs Up

Any other websites you visit showing pics of your arse and call yourself Bender?


Maybe best just to describe these incidents. I'm sure we'll get the picture don't have to see it in macro..

gs12
WA, 400 posts
3 Aug 2009 9:47PM
Thumbs Up

I was going to post "this is not a bruise. THIS is a bruise" reply with a picture of my hip and upper leg on day 10 (about 40 x 20 cm and all colors of the rainbow).

Did not find the guts after seeing how many people are offended

mine also comes with fractured vertabrae

Result of a MTB accident, with little bit of luck I'll be on the water just in time for summer

decrepit
WA, 12355 posts
3 Aug 2009 10:00PM
Thumbs Up

gs12 said...

>>>>
Did not find the guts after seeing how many people are offended

>>>>>>



Hope you recover soon!
I'm a bit surprised at how many people are offended, it's only a bum, hopefully we've all got one.

Mark _australia
WA, 22724 posts
3 Aug 2009 10:10PM
Thumbs Up

decrepit said...

I suspect from now on Bender you'll be known as "rainbow bum"



Errr... there are things you should just NOT say.... and I can imagine going out in public and saying "Hi I'm Bender, some people call me rainbow bum" may just be one of those things

Bender
WA, 2226 posts
3 Aug 2009 10:15PM
Thumbs Up

The last thing i wanted to do was offend anyone.

I am sorry if i have. i just thought it was such a good colourful bruise it was worth sharing.

decrepit
WA, 12355 posts
3 Aug 2009 10:20PM
Thumbs Up

Bender said...

The last thing i wanted to do was offend anyone.

I am sorry if i have. i just thought it was such a good colourful bruise it was worth sharing.


Don't worry mate, you can't predict other people's reactions, I don't know what all the fuss is about.

Mark _australia
WA, 22724 posts
3 Aug 2009 10:21PM
Thumbs Up

I don't see any posts from people who reckon they were offended.

The third pic looks like boobs with no nipples. Oh and a big bruise...

GalahOnTheBay
NSW, 4188 posts
4 Aug 2009 12:30AM
Thumbs Up

decrepit said...

I suspect from now on Bender you'll be known as "rainbow bum"


So it is written, so it shall be done!

As for the bruise, all you can say is ouch!

busterwa
3777 posts
4 Aug 2009 3:12AM
Thumbs Up

Im not offened ..
one of my work colegues went to place a big peice of floorplating on the work bench and got his nuts caught between the bench and the checker (floor plate).. he was off for weeks We call him ballbag now.
Imagine showibng that to the doctor...

Hope your sore ass gets better !!!! pffft!!!lulls

wormy
QLD, 679 posts
4 Aug 2009 7:20AM
Thumbs Up

I red thumbed, not because it was offensive, just bloody ugly and the fuzz on pic one put me off my ice cream, dont take a red thumb to heart, all in jest

Also if you post pics off your arse on a mainly male dominated site I would be a bit worried if you got a greenthumbs, maybe we should have a brown thumb for these pics

ginger pom
VIC, 1746 posts
4 Aug 2009 7:50AM
Thumbs Up

Mark _australia said...

I don't see any posts from people who reckon they were offended.

The third pic looks like boobs with no nipples. Oh and a big bruise...




Just as an experiment, you could draw a nipple on it and see if people gave it the thumbs up.

grumplestiltskin
WA, 2331 posts
4 Aug 2009 7:05AM
Thumbs Up

I'm curious as to why your left cheek has that huge dimple in it.

Are you clenching your cheeks trying to hold something in, 20 cents perhaps?
Is it a natural reaction now that you are a boss and the staff are always trying to suck up to you?

Sailhack
VIC, 5000 posts
4 Aug 2009 10:51AM
Thumbs Up

I should red thumb ya...my wife prob suspects I'm surfing porn all the times I'm on seabreeze...now she's spotted me checkin out a guy's a$$ on the net!

Now she'll want me to go shopping for shoes with her...

busterwa
3777 posts
4 Aug 2009 9:07AM
Thumbs Up

Umm i think we`ve found him........







grumplestiltskin
WA, 2331 posts
4 Aug 2009 9:36AM
Thumbs Up

Benders bruise gets a life of its own


it grows into an infant

becomes a toddler

goes through adolescence

matures into its final ugly form

getfunky
WA, 4485 posts
4 Aug 2009 10:46AM
Thumbs Up

Crikey!! No wonder you are named bender!

Hittin the amyl nitrate a bit hard on the weekend mate?


Well that has slanted the whole (no bum pun intended) day in the wrong direction. Might as well throw my sandwiches in the bin, lost my appetite for some reason.




Just to restore a positive image for all...




MintoxGT
WA, 975 posts
4 Aug 2009 5:00PM
Thumbs Up

Argh!!!!!!! Burning........My eyes are burning

Not sure why we had to see your entire arse mate? However, nice bruise for sure, I had a similar one, yep same spot from coming a croppa windsurfing, I have no idea what part of the board my arse cheek struck but I had the bruise for months.

Got any boob shots mate ?????

Hahaha

Cassa
WA, 1305 posts
4 Aug 2009 5:05PM
Thumbs Up

Maybe when it heals you could sell it !!

choco
SA, 4075 posts
4 Aug 2009 6:38PM
Thumbs Up

looks like a moon cycle

GypsyDrifter
WA, 2371 posts
5 Aug 2009 12:57AM
Thumbs Up

Not offended here
But it does take up ALL of my 23 inch computer screen
an that's a tad scary

Pointman
WA, 435 posts
6 Aug 2009 5:38PM
Thumbs Up

MintoxGT said...

Argh!!!!!!! Burning........My eyes are burning

Not sure why we had to see your entire arse mate?


Have to agree with you there Minto!

Dude next time use the 'crop' tool.



Subscribe
Reply

Forums > General Discussion   Shooting the breeze...


"The life of a bruise" started by Bender