This is the result of a getting dropped in on, on a nice bowly bomb. I was right in pocket and got swallowed as the section shut down. Next was a decent thrashing and then an almighty sharp pain in my right arse cheek. The middle fin on my SUP i think. It cut a 100mm slice in my wettie.
it has been changing colour everyday.
Day 1
Day 2
Day 3
Ewww .... dunno why you got a thumbs down tho' I think you have guts for posting pics of a pimply arse with cellulite on the web
Any other websites you visit showing pics of your arse and call yourself Bender?
Maybe best just to describe these incidents. I'm sure we'll get the picture don't have to see it in macro..
I was going to post "this is not a bruise. THIS is a bruise" reply with a picture of my hip and upper leg on day 10 (about 40 x 20 cm and all colors of the rainbow).
Did not find the guts after seeing how many people are offended
mine also comes with fractured vertabrae
Result of a MTB accident, with little bit of luck I'll be on the water just in time for summer
The last thing i wanted to do was offend anyone.
I am sorry if i have. i just thought it was such a good colourful bruise it was worth sharing.
I don't see any posts from people who reckon they were offended.
The third pic looks like boobs with no nipples. Oh and a big bruise...
Im not offened ..
one of my work colegues went to place a big peice of floorplating on the work bench and got his nuts caught between the bench and the checker (floor plate).. he was off for weeks We call him ballbag now.
Imagine showibng that to the doctor...
Hope your sore ass gets better !!!! pffft!!!lulls
I red thumbed, not because it was offensive, just bloody ugly and the fuzz on pic one put me off my ice cream, dont take a red thumb to heart, all in jest
Also if you post pics off your arse on a mainly male dominated site I would be a bit worried if you got a greenthumbs, maybe we should have a brown thumb for these pics
I'm curious as to why your left cheek has that huge dimple in it.
Are you clenching your cheeks trying to hold something in, 20 cents perhaps?
Is it a natural reaction now that you are a boss and the staff are always trying to suck up to you?
I should red thumb ya...my wife prob suspects I'm surfing porn all the times I'm on seabreeze...now she's spotted me checkin out a guy's a$$ on the net!
Now she'll want me to go shopping for shoes with her...
Benders bruise gets a life of its own
it grows into an infant
becomes a toddler
goes through adolescence
matures into its final ugly form
Crikey!! No wonder you are named bender!
Hittin the amyl nitrate a bit hard on the weekend mate?
Well that has slanted the whole (no bum pun intended) day in the wrong direction. Might as well throw my sandwiches in the bin, lost my appetite for some reason.
Just to restore a positive image for all...
Argh!!!!!!! Burning........My eyes are burning
Not sure why we had to see your entire arse mate? However, nice bruise for sure, I had a similar one, yep same spot from coming a croppa windsurfing, I have no idea what part of the board my arse cheek struck but I had the bruise for months.
Got any boob shots mate ?????
Hahaha