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Thinking of pushing the heavy weather button for the first time?

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Created by Brent in Qld > 9 months ago, 6 Feb 2020
Brent in Qld
WA, 1055 posts
6 Feb 2020 2:01PM
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Please prepare by viewing examples below of expected standards of conversational etiquette and behavior before proceeding. Thanks & have a nice day



Imax1
QLD, 4716 posts
6 Feb 2020 6:02PM
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Don't do it , you'll become one of them .
I went there once , and just made it out , I still have nightmares.

Gazuki
WA, 1363 posts
6 Feb 2020 4:17PM
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No need to, the general section is now the HW section. All topics are flat earth, climate, trump, ... I'm tired just writing this.

Brent in Qld
WA, 1055 posts
6 Feb 2020 5:03PM
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I'm reasonably certain HW is the first example of a singularity initiating on earth. Well done on escaping Imax1 and may your recovery be swift.

oldtelefart
148 posts
6 Feb 2020 5:13PM
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You'll need a tinfoil hat, protective goggles, elbow-length hazmat gloves, 20 litres of hospital-strength disinfectant, and a shovel.

Also turn off your bull**** meter. You won't be able to read or think with the noise of the Extreme BS Alarm screaming.

Imax1
QLD, 4716 posts
6 Feb 2020 7:17PM
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Thanks Brent , I think I'll be OK.
The problem is as Gazuki warns and old fart knows , The tin foil hatters are trying to get to us without us knowing.
Im scared , of slipping into the , that side.

Imax1
QLD, 4716 posts
6 Feb 2020 7:23PM
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oldtelefart said..
You'll need a tinfoil hat, protective goggles, elbow-length hazmat gloves, 20 litres of hospital-strength disinfectant, and a shovel.

Also turn off your bull**** meter. You won't be able to read or think with the noise of the Extreme BS Alarm screaming.


I have 20 litres of 85% moonshine . Will that work ?

warwickl
NSW, 2222 posts
6 Feb 2020 8:53PM
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A year or so went there , still paying for counselling.
Plus I forced me into kite foiling and now Windwing.

Imax1
QLD, 4716 posts
6 Feb 2020 8:20PM
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warwickl said..
A year or so went there , still paying for counselling.
Plus I forced me into kite foiling and now Windwing.



See , that's exactly what can happen . One day your a happy windsurfer , then boom , your windwinging .
It can happen that fast.
Next your having lunch with Pete and Lotto.

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
6 Feb 2020 9:24PM
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What time for lunch tomorrow kitty cat

Pete wont come out till after 1pm as the chem trails aren't as thick in the arvos.

Vince68
WA, 675 posts
6 Feb 2020 8:29PM
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I'm thinking of growing broccoli

Ben1973
960 posts
6 Feb 2020 8:40PM
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Where is the hw button

Subsonic
WA, 3124 posts
6 Feb 2020 9:23PM
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Brent in Qld said..
Please prepare by viewing examples below of expected standards of conversational etiquette and behavior before proceeding. Thanks & have a nice day




^^^All completely relevant and representative of heavy weather.


one of my favourite bits from the young ones there

psychojoe
WA, 2120 posts
6 Feb 2020 9:29PM
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Ben1973 said..
Where is the hw button


No soup for you!

whippingboy
WA, 1104 posts
6 Feb 2020 10:13PM
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You're from Queensland so it ll be just another day at the water cooler

Brent in Qld
WA, 1055 posts
7 Feb 2020 4:05AM
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whippingboy said..
You're from Queensland so it ll be just another day at the water cooler


Everytime I pray to the porcelain god that is HW, I smell the undeniable, natural logic of redhead fishshop owners and the eternal teachings of Sir Joh.

cisco
QLD, 12337 posts
8 Feb 2020 12:22AM
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That is the sort of thing loggy would say. I am not sure if SB has condemned him to HW only or not yet.

Rupert
TAS, 2967 posts
9 Feb 2020 9:06AM
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"Thinking of pushing the heavy weather button for the first time?" started by Brent in Qld