Are you sure they were the Captians exact words?... "Woops"
If it was me I probably would have said... "HOLY @#$% WHAT THE @#$% DAMN F@#$IN BIG BOAT @#$% SH!T IM SO F@#$ED MY BOSS IS GONNA @#$% SH!T @#$% @#$% BLOODY @#$% FIRE!!! AARRRGGGHHH!!! F@#$ NOW IM REALLY @#$%ED @#$% ME @#$% HOLY F@#$ JUMP!!! @#$%EN HELL @#$%!!!
And for the reference the bridge operator was found to be at fault. He lowered the bridge onto the ship that has no brakes
"t is likely that the operator's performance was impaired at the time of the occurrence."
Hmm druggy possibly
"he wheelsman remained at his station in the wheelhouse and lay down on the deck as the bridge span passed overhead. He freed himself from the debris and descended"http://www.tsb.gc.ca/en/reports/marine/2001/m01c0054/m01c0054.asp
At 0.41 it's "Oh sheet - left me sunnies and a couple of overdue DVDs in the cabin! Better get back in the inferno.."
Messy day at work that one