There are some shockers around so I'm sure we can all find some great examples.
I'd like to nominate the Ford Ecosport.
Eco...sport?? Seriously?? Even if it was made entirely of recycled cardboard and could complete the Nurburgring in 7 minutes, "Ecosport" would still be a shiit name, just a tragedy of zero creativity.
I guess they could have just called the "car", but they'd already used that a few years back, but spelled it "Ka".
While not maybe a consumer item but we do pay forvth I s government service 'DEFAT'
So lets add various services etc acronyms to this post
Sometimes the names are so obvious, that you might wish they weren't, like when you are buying some.
Good timing for this thread.
What's wrong with the car?
It's cactus.
What
What were they thinking?
Clarence
Mitsubishi PAJERO. (Had to be renamed the Montero in countries with a lot of Spanish speakers). If this makes no sense, google "pajero" and "slang".
^^ If "sluts" had another meaning like many of the other products here, maybe.
"cheap, fast and easy" sounds a bit too much for an asian product slogan. Some above are funny due to the obvious lack of understanding / Engrish. But this is too obvious, I reckon it is faked. That's all.
By the way, I feed them a few lines, and hope to score. Much like you do on here I reckon.
And the social media addict sluts on here predictably bite every time. lol
All in good fun dude.
Smile
Have a laugh
Sorry if it makes you
sad all the time.
On a happier note, I think the BEST consumer product name has gotta be from the Aussie instant engine starter spray.
soup for sluts can be purchased here
www.perpetualkid.com/products.php?product=I%27M-A-DELICATE-F%2ACKING-FLOWER-SOCKS
it is a joke product