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everyday superpower

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Created by myusernam > 9 months ago, 28 Aug 2013
myusernam
QLD, 6133 posts
28 Aug 2013 11:18AM
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Here's mine.
I think they might help me from getting my head stuck in small places and contribute over time to super human hearing.






evlPanda
NSW, 9202 posts
28 Aug 2013 11:19AM
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If I could have any super power it would be cold war Russia.

kiteboy dave
QLD, 6525 posts
28 Aug 2013 12:11PM
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Dude rip that sh!t out! they come out really easy, specially those ones round the rim, just grab a few and yank. Doesn't hurt either.
<Warning: do not try on nose hair>

My E.S.P: handing out unwanted advice in internet forums


Sailhack
VIC, 5000 posts
28 Aug 2013 12:15PM
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Turned on the telly last night just in time to see the waxing bit on 40yr old virgin (ouch) - you need those things waxed man!

My superpower - complete belief that I rip on both windsurfer & sup!

the truth
QLD, 189 posts
28 Aug 2013 12:45PM
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myusernam said..


Here's mine.
I think they might help me from getting my head stuck in small places and contribute over time to super human hearing.








by the looks of that you've let yourself go a bit honey, how about updating your profile pic- this isn't a dating site

myusernam
QLD, 6133 posts
28 Aug 2013 1:33PM
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the truth said..

myusernam said..


Here's mine.
I think they might help me from getting my head stuck in small places and contribute over time to super human hearing.







by the looks of that you've let yourself go a bit honey, how about updating your profile pic- this isn't a dating site


Jenna stays.

pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
28 Aug 2013 1:29PM
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So is that your picture before the sex change op?
Real sweet!
It's a shame you took the plunge and started on the hormones. (not that there's anything wrong with that of course)
They should have warned you that hairy ears and a hairy ass are all just normal side effects of the process.

James
WA, 549 posts
28 Aug 2013 5:41PM
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Mate , you need the Phillips trimmer, comes with combs for trimming eye brows too, it's a good bit of gear. Do you dye your hair ? , J

Pitbull
WA, 1267 posts
28 Aug 2013 5:49PM
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MANSCAPING required.

myusernam
QLD, 6133 posts
28 Aug 2013 9:12PM
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manscaping is for queers and gen y.
I'm going for the record.


Unhook3d
WA, 467 posts
28 Aug 2013 10:10PM
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myusernam said..

the truth said..

myusernam said..


Here's mine.
I think they might help me from getting my head stuck in small places and contribute over time to super human hearing.







by the looks of that you've let yourself go a bit honey, how about updating your profile pic- this isn't a dating site


Jenna stays.



Thank Christ for that.

dirtyharry
WA, 444 posts
29 Aug 2013 11:26AM
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This guys has very mild superpowers

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Pitbull
WA, 1267 posts
29 Aug 2013 7:59PM
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myusernam said...
manscaping is for queers and gen y.
I'm going for the record.





You'll end up looking like a koala. (or this guy----->)

saltiest1
NSW, 2497 posts
30 Aug 2013 9:24AM
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i can pluck my nose hair without flinching. thats about it.

pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
30 Aug 2013 11:01AM
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I can turn wine into water, and then pass it.

poor relative
WA, 9089 posts
30 Aug 2013 12:08PM
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I can emit noxious gas out my arse

Mark _australia
WA, 22521 posts
30 Aug 2013 12:11PM
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Does being good at left-handed use of the mouse count?

theDoctor
NSW, 5780 posts
30 Aug 2013 4:03PM
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I can make people feel nauseous

Pitbull
WA, 1267 posts
30 Aug 2013 4:51PM
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I can p!$$ people off without trying too hard!

CMC
QLD, 3954 posts
30 Aug 2013 6:57PM
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Can send people to sleep in a single conversation.

Can talk a whole mobile phone battery flat.

hamburglar
ACT, 2174 posts
31 Aug 2013 6:37AM
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I can leap tall dog turds in a single bound!

Pitbull
WA, 1267 posts
31 Aug 2013 1:02PM
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I can disappear.........................










.........................when my mother-in-law turns up at my house.

mick14
SA, 343 posts
1 Sep 2013 6:23PM
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When I'm bushwalking, I can tell whether a rock will wobble a bit, before I stand on it.

Craig66
NSW, 2465 posts
1 Sep 2013 10:17PM
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When I'm bushwalking, I can tell whether a rock will wobble a bit, before I stand on it.


Does the empty beer glass next to the rock give it away ?



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