Apparently he took a dump today.. just thought I better break this really exciting news.http://www.bentakesadump/hot/news.com
Click above for all the hot steaming info. 
And further breaking news ...
... Funky Boy and Impoverished Cousin found floating in the bowl
At least there was a gust of wind there!
I was expecting that Ben sh@t chocolate (one would think so given the amount of press spin about) but life is full of disapointments.. just plain old turj. 
Good thing the bowl is roomy.
Can someone please help us out now?
Wait a sec.. more breaking (wind) news!
Apparently Ben is off to the shops to buy some bread.. he will be available for autographs and blowing copious steam up the freckle for all those folks stunned in the headlights by the closest thing to a kiting rock gawd.
Exciting stuff..
See you all at the FTI cinema tonight..... assuming its true.. hard to believe the day has finally arrived. 
You'll be sure to see some great new picks posted asap.
The picks include his nose, milo instead of coffee and his butt. And of course he picks pictures of himself to put in (virtually) his own mag at the expense of every other Oz rider.
Can't wait till he interviews himself - that should be a real treat.
Well GF knowing well your humour , i know it is in the best of fun ! anyway i met Ben the other night and he seems still firmly attached to the floor and not to caught up in the lime light too much
even had his dad with him out for dinner so can't be too bad a bloke to still hang out with your oldman 
any way, still fek all wind over here but some wave action at least !!!!! I notice those green arrows for Tuesday have disappeared again 
Fair enough.
Yeh - just doin the Ozzy thing and takin the pizz out of someone with a more than a bit much media saturation. Oh we love poppies..
Did he buy ya a Bintan or what?
! anyway i met Ben the other night and he seems still firmly attached to the floor and not to caught up in the lime light too much even had his dad with him out for dinner so can't be too bad a bloke to still hang out with your oldman any way, still fek all wind over here but some wave action at least !!!!! I notice those green arrows for Tuesday have disappeared again
just got the new dvd ,coming together, in the mail an its pretty darn good. makes you want to go to them places,I give it an 9 outa 10 Well worth a watch !
