So i saw a f#$%%$ huge $%^&^ shark 3 days ago. Scared the %$#%$%#$%^# out of me! anyway no one heeded my warnings and 10 min later everyone went in the water, it was an hour for me anyway... after going in to shore "at the speed of kite"
so i get an idea for a game... chicken
Tally is 4 shark attacks in 1 week in oz! 3 in 3 days. I thought i was 5.
THE NAME OF THE GAME: kite chicken
you will need a legrope, and 1 dead chicken karcas, rub that chicken on you then strap the chicken to the board first one to do a lap of seal rocks gets 2... thats right 2 beers any takers. seriously it scared the shizens outa me and i need a diversion for those meat eating monsters. I know where in there water, and I know it should be expected but when it happens to you I promise you will wee a little.
TIPS: (you will ignore)
Dont go out at dusk
dont wee
dont get in the water with cuts
dont go near seals
Just cos there are dolphins mean there are not sharks
and everytime you look at boobs or think about sex you release Epideictic pheromones its like a dude version horny smell.
what ever you do dont think about sex.....................good luck
on the #@%$^&* internet it #$%^^&% scared the #%$#^*@ %$#& out of me, it was %$#&@#$ huge
balnazza on the mornington peninsula, vic.
And it was F%T$#% huge.
Not a dolphin,seal,or Chimaera or even a goblin shark.
Anyway way to many shark sightings at the moment...why dont they just go home and stay out of my ocean.
