ahhh the General.
Just two weeks ago a mate and I pulled into the carpark at Caloundra pouring with rain no one around but two kid kiters. As we tucked into our Nandos and deliberated about pumping up and heading out in the rain. One of theses kids boosts reasonably big and looking out between the pine trees we can see him pull off a very technical move, we shouted in chorus " The General " was great to see....
Oh yeah...... it was Andy too.....
Needless to say the next day he was hitting some sort of double handle pass thing landing smoothly awesome to watch.
Wot the 
Hooked In 
- holding the bar
Thats gotta be a 'Gay General' surely 
I bet he was just practicing getting that awkward stiffy stance right - hey Andy 
Im sure if he was to do it seriously it'd be an unhooked, hands-free, 50ft 'Major General' for sure.
My crystal ball tells me that Woodies will be seeing a lot of Generals over the next twelve months. 
- holding the bar 
puh.. now I´m relaxed. Fortunately I am not the only gay rider.
btw: I saw Kevin doing the same trick in France. Probably it´s gonna be the end of the PKRA and everybody joins the KPWT.
just kidding. It´s just fun to do a bit of old-school, because it is part of the sport, right.
the first general ever in a competition was not this picture or rider.
It occured at the elliot heads nationals in the 3rd heat of the juniors.
And Andy may be good at handle passes but this general is not fully extended with stiff legs so its a gay-eneral
- holding the bar
my mate had a shirt with that piicture on it, then in big writing it said "massive cock" i had a chuckle.
since that day i just cant work out why general didnt win the whole comp!
