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I'm Beached. I'm Beached az

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Created by amclean > 9 months ago, 27 Nov 2010
amclean
VIC, 33 posts
27 Nov 2010 10:24PM
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St Kilda Breakwater this morning. It's now sunk.



philmb
WA, 110 posts
27 Nov 2010 8:22PM
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Cabrinha make boats?

StinkyPete
WA, 241 posts
27 Nov 2010 9:43PM
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woops got my port and starboard mixed up..

saffieboy
SA, 222 posts
28 Nov 2010 11:15AM
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Aaaaaaaaaw Shut!

Skid
QLD, 1499 posts
28 Nov 2010 8:05PM
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Charter boat? What charter boat?

Burls
209 posts
28 Nov 2010 6:10PM
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If you're not sure which side of the beacon to drive on, just go as close as possible to it = Fail

lostinlondon
VIC, 1159 posts
29 Nov 2010 1:19PM
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I was wondering what was sunk in the water when I walked up the street yesterday afternoon...

For those who are unaware - Port Phillip bay has pretty much zero tide variation - so the only way that could have happened is if it was driven up on there!

I'm scratching my head in confusion!

BritRich
VIC, 47 posts
29 Nov 2010 8:23PM
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Gin.....8-)

jacob1221
112 posts
3 Dec 2010 5:26PM
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he was so trying to jump it.

tightlines
WA, 3477 posts
3 Dec 2010 6:10PM
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My guess is autopilot, wonderful things that allow you to enter in a waypoint or route (set of waypoints) and it will navigate the boat straight to the point so you can go and fetch a beer or whatever whilst underway.
You've just got to be careful when you set them that there is nothing in the way because they don't stop for anything.
Probably hit the home point (his pen on the otherside of the breakwater? I don't really know the area) miles out to sea and either fell asleep or lost concentration.

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
3 Dec 2010 9:42PM
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Damn navman.
"Please turn around,,,you are more vertical than you should be"

stabber
NSW, 1114 posts
4 Dec 2010 12:50PM
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I was downstairs with 2 Norweigian backpackers when this happened.....

Would I change a thing?

NO WAY!

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
4 Dec 2010 1:19PM
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stabber said...

I was downstairs with 2 Norweigian backpackers when this happened.....

Would I change a thing?

NO WAY!


Maybe change them to FEMALE Norweigian backpackers.

stabber
NSW, 1114 posts
4 Dec 2010 2:35PM
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In the dark.... lips are lips!

stubble rash on my balls tho... takes weeks to de-chaff

Puetz
NT, 2177 posts
4 Dec 2010 2:27PM
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philmb said...

Cabrinha make boats?


ooooh, you are sooo naughty!! Funniest response!

stabber
NSW, 1114 posts
4 Dec 2010 4:56PM
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Puetz said...

philmb said...

Cabrinha make boats?


ooooh, you are sooo naughty!! Funniest response!


Really?... Mine didn't rate a chuckle?

rik
NSW, 89 posts
4 Dec 2010 7:10PM
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Even at the helm , On the vinegar stroke this would still of happened !!!!!

Puetz
NT, 2177 posts
4 Dec 2010 8:47PM
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... actually Stabber the missus laughed and thought your response was the funniest but the Cabrinha one was a recent talking point here so it took my fancy, and made me laugh out loudl!!

cheers,

Robbie

ps I wish I was as quick and funny like you dudes!!!!

stabber
NSW, 1114 posts
5 Dec 2010 12:29PM
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Why do women always laugh at me?
I have that effect on women...

for example,

1. I get out of the shower, walk into the bedroom.... laughter!
2. take my wetsuit off (after a cold winter kite) .... laughter..... Hey girls..It's cold all right!
3. With friction it gets better.

Oh .... I know, they are laughing with me....

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
5 Dec 2010 3:13PM
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stabber said...

Why do women always laugh at me?
I have that effect on women...

for example,

1. I get out of the shower, walk into the bedroom.... laughter!
2. take my wetsuit off (after a cold winter kite) .... laughter..... Hey girls..It's cold all right!
3. With friction it gets better.

Oh .... I know, they are laughing with me....



When chicks see my old feller they usually say "eerrrrrr GRUESOME" and I say "Take another look,,,it just GREWSOME more"



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