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Is nude kiting better than sex?

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Created by DirtDrive > 9 months ago, 10 Apr 2011
DirtDrive
QLD, 16 posts
10 Apr 2011 6:13PM
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TurtleHunter
WA, 1675 posts
10 Apr 2011 4:32PM
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bloody Queenslanders I can see why they call it the sunshine state

Weta
WA, 893 posts
10 Apr 2011 4:44PM
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That is Wrong with a capital W...............

What kind of sex are you comparing kiting too??

cowbouy
QLD, 29 posts
10 Apr 2011 7:14PM
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Is this the test to find out if the the stinger season in FNQ has finished yet??

10 Apr 2011 7:16PM
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No, its just nude kiting the same as clothed kiting, the difference is in your mind the the terrible effect you have on people that witness this act of visual vandalism.
Sex = Something that is shared between 2 people and is as special as your ability to understand relationships.

Weta
WA, 893 posts
10 Apr 2011 5:23PM
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It's all wrong the fact he's riding a RED CABRINHA board explains alot.

Hope this post isn't removed as well [}:)]

Chris_M
2129 posts
10 Apr 2011 5:27PM
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TurtleHunter said...

bloody Queenslanders I can see why they call it the sunshine state


I dont see why its the called the sunshine state based on this pic. Looks more like the moons out to me

ImaYinkle
WA, 18 posts
10 Apr 2011 6:04PM
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Kitepower Australia said...

Sex = Something that is shared between 2 people and is as special as your ability to understand relationships.


What about solitary sex????

rhinoman
QLD, 362 posts
10 Apr 2011 8:20PM
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ImaYinkle said...

Kitepower Australia said...

Sex = Something that is shared between 2 people and is as special as your ability to understand relationships.


What about solitary sex????


yes you wankers

Joe Cron
NSW, 450 posts
10 Apr 2011 8:55PM
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Not sure why, but I imagine the rider and crew were laughing soo hard they could hardly stand.

I was nude surfing in my teens with mates at deserted Trechery Beach. Laughed some of the hardest I ever have in my life.

I remember seeing a mate take the drop, set up his bottom turn and crank it over, it looked so funny, I couldn't duck dive the wave and swallowed lots of water.

We all had sunburnt behinds around the fire that night.

Good Times.

Capt.Gumby
VIC, 344 posts
10 Apr 2011 8:59PM
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Kiting......... it really is a such a ghey sport..............really ghey!

I could just imagine the conversation on the beach leading up to this event.

Bloke 1 "Hey, Im thinking I might get my gear off and go for a kite"
Bloke 2 "great idea mate, hang on, wait till I get my camera"
Bloke 1 "wow, thats going to make it even better!"
Bloke 2 "Then we can post it on the net for all to see!"
Bloke 1 "You really are an ideas man, it will prove once and for all kiting is a mans sport and not ghey in any way whatsoever"

Please tell me Bloke 2 was actually a female.

The poley's are going to have a field day with this.....

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
10 Apr 2011 9:23PM
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Joe Cron said...

Not sure why, but I imagine the rider and crew were laughing soo hard they could hardly stand.

I was nude surfing in my teens with mates at deserted Trechery Beach. Laughed some of the hardest I ever have in my life.

I remember seeing a mate take the drop, set up his bottom turn and crank it over, it looked so funny, I couldn't duck dive the wave and swallowed lots of water.

We all had sunburnt behinds around the fire that night.

Good Times.


That story sounds all a bit too Brokeback mountain to me

10 Apr 2011 9:41PM
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ImaYinkle said...

Kitepower Australia said...

Sex = Something that is shared between 2 people and is as special as your ability to understand relationships.


What about solitary sex????


Yep agree, thats just wanking.

moons
WA, 349 posts
10 Apr 2011 7:58PM
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Chris_M said...

TurtleHunter said...

bloody Queenslanders I can see why they call it the sunshine state


I dont see why its the called the sunshine state based on this pic. Looks more like the moons out to me



Hey, I resemble that remark

eppo
WA, 9503 posts
11 Apr 2011 9:19AM
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A story for ya...Was at graveyards in exmouth 9 years ago, (when no-one or very few people except locals and the occasional perth crew kited there), deserted beach with my missus.

Got yanked thorugh the water taking my shorts and jocks, with some precarious looking male turtles making barking gargles at me. Kited in with just harness on, hadn't seen anyone for two days and three hours this particular day, and low and behold as I'm standing on beach with my missus laughing her head of some non-kiting crew hit the beach!

Didn't have other shorts so put on my missus bikini bottoms - let's just say they aren't designed for the male anatomy. Water running down the side of your legs was extremely weird and off putting!

windangoesoff
NSW, 280 posts
11 Apr 2011 11:44AM
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eppo said...


Didn't have other shorts so put on my missus bikini bottoms


Photo's or it didn't happen ! The photos required are of your missus after she gave you her bikini bottom.

airtime
TAS, 9 posts
11 Apr 2011 2:59PM
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Nice jump for an oldie, but the grey buttfluff is a dead give away, could do with a dye job as well!

AKSonline
WA, 925 posts
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11 Apr 2011 1:02PM
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Maybe for you, but you've ruined mine and everyone elses day

How do I get a memory erase after viewing that hideous image

DM

PS, looks like Archer Point, is it?

eppo
WA, 9503 posts
11 Apr 2011 2:22PM
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windangoesoff said...

eppo said...


Didn't have other shorts so put on my missus bikini bottoms


Photo's or it didn't happen ! The photos required are of your missus after she gave you her bikini bottom.




No photos, so by your definition it didn't happen. It did, Digital cameras were not as easily accesible back then and I'm not one to photograph or film kite sessions - mainly becuase there is not much to see really...ha ha

ImaYinkle
WA, 18 posts
11 Apr 2011 2:30PM
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airtime said...

Nice jump for an oldie, but the grey buttfluff is a dead give away, could do with a dye job as well!


Or you could head to the salon and have a back, crack and sack wax

drewmouli
WA, 66 posts
11 Apr 2011 2:39PM
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Reminds me of photoshoot i did last year for a riding forum, stripped off 1 run down the hill at the supprise of the photographer :D the pictures are great haha, Nudity is awesome :D

laurie
WA, 3848 posts
11 Apr 2011 4:52PM
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Full moon topics are always controversial...

GalahOnTheBay
NSW, 4188 posts
11 Apr 2011 7:03PM
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Lol how old is that pic?

I can't tell form the foliage but that's certainly an old school air going on...

Prawnhead
NSW, 1317 posts
11 Apr 2011 7:16PM
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kiting, skydiving, 2 things that are not better nude although depends on who you're with
this is worth a look
disembedded.wordpress.com/2009/09/24/nude-skydive-topless-women-plummeting-faster-than-the-economy/

cRAZY Canuk
NSW, 2528 posts
11 Apr 2011 7:34PM
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It all depends on your views of enema's being a suitable sexual activity rather than a sometimes necessary medical procedure

SBD
NSW, 20 posts
11 Apr 2011 11:50PM
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thought water in FNQ was supposed to be warm

SBP
1 posts
23 Apr 2011 11:47AM
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I guess that depends if your getting any!
And if your commenting on what board someone is riding, your obviously not.
I love the thread this post has created.
And I hope to join you one day soon!
Grey or balding heads, old school tricks, ** boards, remote haven, your one haggot bigger than the other, having a ghey ole time, while our missus and kids play on the beach!
Look forward to it Yabba!
Why is it that, that left testie reminds me of principal skinner?

dave......
WA, 2119 posts
23 Apr 2011 2:34PM
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Is than an Easter Egg?????

Errrm, Happy Holidays everyone.

Plummet
4862 posts
25 Apr 2011 5:15AM
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imagine the forced enima from a high speed butt check.... or the nut tearing

thats ballsy indeed... literally.

thorn
WA, 172 posts
25 Apr 2011 1:20PM
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It's a good way to get the beach to yourself

Gwendy
SA, 472 posts
25 Apr 2011 5:15PM
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What about nude kiting WHILE having sex. I'll run it past the wife. Her nonchalant look would suggest its no go. Skill level could be a problem anyway



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