I'd just like to thank K-Rudd for the special $1000 one off payment for each kiddy that family assistance members receive next month. (to stimulate the economy)
I have just done my bit to stimulate the kiting economy - traded my kites and have two nice new crispy ones! Thought I would get in and spend it now on the credit card before the missus spent it on something stupid like food, kids education, tampax etc
onya KEVY!
mmmmmmmaahhhhhhhh I must have some kids out there somewhere from my years of partying on the gold coast and in Bali.
Kevin Rudd didn't give you anything but some of your tax back.
Enjoy the kites though 
That sounds like a good deal. I love the things under "something stupid".
Sooo, if i were to have a coupla kids. I would get 1000 dollars per kid?
Then i can put the kids up for adoption. Now, if i have a kid every day of the year, that would be 365,000. Now, i wouldnt buy a few kites for that, more like a Ferrari. Perfect crime...All i need is 365 unsuspecting or consenting people.
All you kiteshop owners out there are missing out on a great marketing opportunity. I'm thinking of a pitch along the lines of
"bring in any 08 model kite and your legal dependant under the age of 16, and we'll upgrade your kite to an 09 model!"
They would walk out the door!
another thought, if you are goin o/s soon, buy the kites with the "kiddies grant" take the receipt in to the customs office at the airport and get your 10% GST back too!!
Then the gov't doesn't see any back!!
