After several hours of deliberation last night, SaveTheWhales and I have decided that its best to begin this thread on a very serious note.
Lozza, I must suggest this be a sticky as it is of HIGH importance and effects the majority of the Seabreeze users.
We are sorry that it has come to this, but there is a need for K.S.A to begin...
Kite Surfers Anonymous - Addressing the serious issues we all deal with... Girlfriends, the few boyfriends and the issues with families we have dealt with when being asked to not kite; and kiting against their wishes...
We suffer this alone, but we can now suffer as a whole; we have been officially diagnosed with Boostenemia disease, and I hope you all understand and pledge your alliance to the K.S.A club...
I hope to remain Anonomous victim No.2
Boostenemia (not Boostanenema )
will someday be an exceptable condition in Public
i would also like to start a club.....
KITE SURFERS AGAINST POUNCY POSTS BY ELIZABETHB AND SAVE THE WHALES
we can meet once a month, hold hands, tell fairy tales, share secrets, make wishes and be super best friends forever..
Lol Doctor Softy
I new we could count on your willing membership
" Denial " after all, is 'The first Symtom'
Youve been 'Admitted'
Memb No.3
What about K.A.D. Kitesurfers against doctors, just be ive got glandula fever doesn’t mean i shouldn't be able to kite for 6 to 8 weeks otherwise ill end up with chronic fatigue.
no didnt you hear me, no wind for at least 4 weeks, ill die if i have to watching eveyone having fun, sorry abit selfish i know
Oceaneer soundz serious
Remedy
Go to nearest tree with a rope.. (No no not the one your thinking) and a glass of water
Swing veerry high - let go & fly ! The memories coming back now..
Upon being Spanked hard by the landing - thro glass of water in face
There, you will now feel like youve not missed a day..
Repeat as necessary
ps dont forget Mem No. Lol
Tell em how it is Liz
Us GOM [}:)] need to get out kiting more often
Getting seriously owned by the kite a few times a day does wonders for generating some humility and tolerance