Was just trying to learn the other day how to use my kite, i flew it into a huge tree... After hours of trying to recover it, i eventually was back flying! I then tryed to jump through the goal post and broke my leg. Bugger.
Nice ploy to get people to view your kites for sale.
Not sure if your technique will make people want to buy off you though.
i used to use 'soccer' posts as grind rails in me old de' landboarding days, never hit any trees either 
How on earth can you put your kite into a "huge" tree and still be able to fly it? Must have been really light wind. I've only once hit a tree, kite was only good for the bin.
Who would buy a kite of a guy who admits he puts his kites in trees anyway! Id prefer to buy a second hand kite thats well looked after, not thats clearly been thrashed!
That's GOLD!!
When you're back I'd love to see you in the basketball stadium.......3 point attempt please!
Theres a big difference Fletch, ok i like the bush, but i steer clear of trees! ha ha
stinky pete is on the money