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Kiting enema /bum wees

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Created by hiltonhood > 9 months ago, 12 Feb 2014
hiltonhood
WA, 29 posts
12 Feb 2014 12:45PM
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Does anyone have an explanation for why I am extremely regular after going for a kite ? Anyone have the same thing ? I figure it could be the harness and the water impact squeezing the shiz literally out of you and the gravity of pounding along chop ...

Or maybe my pooh man stance is nek level

eppo
WA, 9578 posts
12 Feb 2014 12:51PM
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It could be due to the other beach activities you demonstrate in that icon picture of yours.

hamburglar
ACT, 2174 posts
12 Feb 2014 4:08PM
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Ohhh man, your doing it all wrong

BoardGirl
QLD, 248 posts
12 Feb 2014 4:16PM
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Stop drinking the seawater!!!!

Plummet
4862 posts
12 Feb 2014 3:10PM
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hahaha... that title just made my day.... bum wees...

so I have no advice.

NoBS
WA, 908 posts
12 Feb 2014 3:20PM
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eppo said..

It could be due to the other beach activities you demonstrate in that icon picture of yours.


Nice one Eppo.. I just LOL'd, if only all your posts were that funny then we could be friends.

eppo
WA, 9578 posts
12 Feb 2014 4:40PM
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NoBS said..

eppo said..

It could be due to the other beach activities you demonstrate in that icon picture of yours.


Nice one Eppo.. I just LOL'd, if only all your posts were that funny then we could be friends.




That would be weird...keep it real and me for that matter. Although I do have a lot of help from freeze.

MrFreeze
292 posts
12 Feb 2014 5:33PM
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eppo said..

It could be due to the other beach activities you demonstrate in that icon picture of yours.



Hmmmmm, The hood has been owned.

Warehouse13
NSW, 185 posts
12 Feb 2014 9:25PM
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Funniest topic and OP that I have read on SB for a long time.

werty
WA, 119 posts
12 Feb 2014 11:30PM
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Ask any water skier why they wear a wetsuit.
Used to instruct at the old cable park and was always had people complaining about this,pretty simple really you travel over water at great speed, land butt first, water goes up your arse.
Wear a wetsuit or extra layer over ya date
now think about that from a chicks perspective...

TryPushHarder
QLD, 74 posts
13 Feb 2014 3:02AM
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Hahaha sick! The lot of ya!! Lol like this dog

suniboy21
VIC, 1090 posts
13 Feb 2014 7:04AM
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Ask NoBs if you can borrow his butt plug!

Kazan
QLD, 699 posts
13 Feb 2014 7:43AM
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hiltonhood said..

Does anyone have an explanation for why I am extremely regular after going for a kite ? Anyone have the same thing ? I figure it could be the harness and the water impact squeezing the shiz literally out of you and the gravity of pounding along chop ...

Or maybe my pooh man stance is nek level


I get the same feeling going into bookshops or libraries. Very frustrating.



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