I tend to find a great deal of snot and muck eminating from my orifices when I'm out on the water...anyone else have this prob?
Snot rocket!
If you get snot on your hand doing this, just lay back and drag the snotty hand for a bit 
Salt water is good for you and yes most of us get snotty. I tend to snort it back and spit it out. This stops a snotty and slippery bar.
Enjoy it, where else can you cruise around with ropes of snot hanging off your face and not have to worry about it?
A couple of stylish faceplants normally fixes this. Blast ever molecule out with salt water 
turn head, expel vast amounts of air through nose in general direction of on comming sail boarder. hilarity will ensue.
i don't get any snot, just sea water accumulated in my nasal canals, which gradually gets expelled even up to couple of hours after my session... my daughter gets very amused by it...
i recommend stuffing up some blutack in your nostrils if you plan on chatting up a local chic on the beach after your session...
how do you get snot anyway? isn't "snot" a dried nasal mucus...
Just think of it as a nasal Enema - good to get all that snot out of there!
The thing that bothers me is the salt water that stays up there and ejects at inopportune moments - like on a dinner date, or when you are having sexy time with your significant other...
