Average(male) kiter has...
* married for 8 years
* 2 kids... between the ages of 4 -10.
* High paying career ... A professional of some kind that requires a degree.
Or
* Own business & can kite at will.
* drives a late model 4WD.
* has an iphone version 3.
* rides a kite less than 2 seasons old
* rides a board less than 2 seasons old
* Generally closer to 40 than 20 years of age....but wants their next wife to be closer to 20 than 40 years of age.
Mmmm, I thought I was an aveage kiter but by your reckoning maybe I'm not
Married - 36 years
yep, 2 kids in thier 30's plus grand kids.
Get paid peanuts
Drive a rust bucket.
What the hell is a iphone 3
Still got some 2005 year in my shed.
HaaK
Average means the sum average of a collective group....
Not the induvidual
I myself have been married for 20 years
have 3 kids
earn a spit load But don't work hard.
But that's just me....not the Average kiter!!!
3 out of 8, unless you count a POS 99 hilux as 'late model', in which case it would be 4.
not married
no kids
ass falling out of pants
late model cheap car (sick of patching up $1000 shnitters)
hard at avoiding work
phone only because forced too (def no iphone)
kite 2 seasons old
board 4 seasons old
juvenile intellect
next wife better be prepared to live under the stairs
it's a big net you cast!!
Everybody rides kites less than 2 years old...
They don't last 3 years
Anyone under 30 is still surfing or playing other sports like footy.
Clever way of choosing your profile though!!
Way off the mark.
What the average kiter has in common are:
Ability to think outside the square
Not scared of or actually gets off on physical activity
Perseverance
Sense of adventure
Not part of the throng or somewhat individualist
^^^ I'm with Japie
Whilst I know a number of kiters who fit the profile, I know a whole pile more who way outside those bounds
Maybe we need to increase the sample size... 
I think us kiters have a bigger opinion of ourselves than is reality?
It's not hardcore anymore..... just look at how easy it has become to learn. Now anybody with a bucket hat, real leash and sunnies can ride a Cabrinha with a poo stance.
What most have in common is a love for the camera, an attraction to spraying swimmers (especially bikini clad ones), and the ability to bag anyone else who chooses to ride differently from us.
Individualists? maybe..... if you are unhooked, unstrapped and on a surfboard :)
Male
Married 4 years
Business owner
Drivers early 90s 4wd that you'd swear was a late model.
Android phone user.
Riders both board and kite kite less that 2 years old
'happy to do front to blind and a front roll - board off on the same tack.'
with a poo stance.
what about mildly paunchy(should not be seen in public((at all we dont care if ya cold)) wearing tight materials of any description)
hey stabber, im a professional closer to 20 complete with iphone 3 and 2 new kites and surfboard but its just too bad u like ur women made of wax
married 2003
son turns 6 this month, daughter turns 4
plastic surgeon with my own clinic
2005 Mitsubishi Pajero
Blackberry
2010 Wainmans
2 year old 6"2' (but its an Amundson custom)
49, but I'll stick with the current wife -its cheaper to change kites
Very funny and pretty spot on!
Also:
mildly paunchy should not be seen in public wearing tight materials of any description (but still does and likes to believe he still looks good in it!)
has to apply sun screen to bald patch
has some old TTs, boards, kites and gear lying around at home
