no matter what you do, you are always going to get some newbies come in ask some of those question. are u guna bite there head off n send them on there way just don't read the bldy topic if it comes up again if you don't like it..
Me First!!
In fact you don't want to touch Dave!
I know where he's been.
P.S. I could use some pumping lessons??
Dave, I will have you know I have enough of a prostrate to make me hard enough to ride over your bumpy driveway. You should look at getting some of that lose gravel removed and as for that mentally decrepit comment, I can't think of a come back right now.
But when I do......arrgh...arrgh......falling asleep again...........Oh ****, I just wet myself.....arrgh...I ate darkies.............my wifes a cow............arrgh...........look out, train!.......I would like a blow on me edd fanks............you seen my cat?
multiple posts about what a place is like at a certain time (no effort made whatsoever to search this or other forums I think it is actually a ploy to pick up) eg "SYDNEY IN JANUARY . Hi I am coming to Sydney in January for work .What is the wind like then,where are the good spots .Can I get a latte nearby ?"
By the way Mr Float, can you tell me what the wind is like in Bali at Christmas? I can't find any info on it anywhere!!
Me and Uncle Sid are slipping away for a dirty weekend after Boxing Day. He is so dotty he won't remember what I did to him last time we were there!
I never been to Bali, did however wake up one morning with a very sore passage and dry mouth, not sure where that was from memeory!
Obviously I did not tell anyone, maybe thats why you are inviting me to Bali!
What is the wind like there anyway, is the food cheap and will I find aussie tucker?
Plenty of Aussie sausage in Bali for you Sid
I looked up your family tree this morning and someone threw a banana at me.
So I called your mum/sister in Ipswich
and she lent me this baby photo of you
You are so hot!
found a couple of shots of you!
Here is your first trip to Bali - even in LBFMPBR paradise you still could not get laid by a human....
This one of Jim Bob just after finding out his sister been cheating on him...
This is a little photo I found of the real bigwavedave...
Is the one on the right Andy Yates?
Can't be, must be that Ben Wilson fella, but then again I thought he was 10feet tall?