Saw this over in the windsurfing forum, I know some here won't go there but this is worth a look, still laughing.. Thanks to RedSurfBushttp://cgi.ebay.co.uk/160559216667#ht_1100wt_1141
This is a weird kite ad on gumtree:http://perth.gumtree.com.au/c-Stuff-for-Sale-sports-surfboards-surfing-North-2010-Fuse-9m-W0QQAdIdZ271752968
"Hi Guys I am selling my brand new North Fuse because I just figured out that with the amount of hot air I have I would burst the leading edge. Its a 9m and never used. Mint condition and I will give you 1 free lesson. But dont expect patience because I have a really short fuse - hahaha"