Nothing to do with Kiting but thought this was funny:
There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your sleeping wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome.
Both result in death. 
Reality is:
Guts is where she'll punch you first.
Balls is where you'll find her knee if you even think about using these death defying lines on your loving missus.
Luv you sweetie 
DM
i used the ion 'ball slapper pants' first time the other day. max protection and no need for boardies
actually we are getting midday thunderstorms in vietnam everyday... its great for 20 minutes then slowly does off.... still we get to play in it and have a ball... no causalties so far and all good :)
"Whats the difference, between Guts and Balls ..." 
I couldnt tell you,
I cant see my balls cause of my guts.
But,,
I can fit my balls in one hand,,
but need two hand to hold my guts.....
Maybe its in the same catagory as (.Y.)......
more than a hand full is a waste??????
lucky I got big hands
speaking of a waste....
why is a ladies midsection referred to as a waist?
cos you easilly have fit another set of tits in there. Boom Boom
