What's this guy got in his hand?

Can't quite see .... but I do have an idea - which I won 't divulge yet.
You got any clearer pictures Puetz?
..... we are terminally bored at the moment .

A handlebar, what else?

A hamster with big ears.

A church

Ham sandwich ?

If he was a windsurfer we know what he would be holding.
My guess is a beer

His lucky kangaroo balls

It's his detachable penis. But I hope its not pendulum time. I hope its a new waterproof music thingy, and the straps broke?

Seeing its a North kite and the pic is taken in NT,
I'd say he is holding a pack of North replacemnt valves for quick repair(might need two packs per session) whilst on the water.

a heiniken. where do i collect my prize?

he is on a north ..so its his oxygen mask for high altitude jumping

Nah he is eating a taco while on the fly!

its a small battery operated hair dryer, for that extra hair flowing in the wind look

his bar..