Poley: I know what ya thinking punk.. Have I snaked 5 waves or 6? Well this being a windsurfer one snap blow you head clean, you got to ask yaself one question - do I feel lucky? Well do ya punk?
Teabagger: Piss off grandpa. Fk me if it isn't bloody boogers, then its the eldery!
no one got any 'possible' captions... anyone?
Guess everyone's too busy getting their knickers in a knot over the BWS vids, which I think are great.
Jealousy is a be-atch
Patience mate.... your thread will soon turn into a pathetic rant about who has right of way.
ill start the rant :P clearly the kite surfer is further down the wave so he has dibs :P
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Poley: do you know what the hardest thing about being a poley is?
Teabagger: what?
Poley:telling my parents I am gay
Teabagger: Come on there is no need to fight we are both equally gay.
Poley: Yeah your right lets ****.
poley says, was that you at that gay bar last night.
kitesurfer says, in your dreams biatch ...now get the fxck off my wave.
Poley: Your mama so nasty she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
Teabagger: Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
Hey polley, if you woke up on the back side of this wave with a sore ass would you tell anyone??
Poley : That yellow butterfly on your left shoulder looks very Homosexual
Kiter : That SUP you're riding makes me luv you long time
I have nothing against the poledancers, but you have gotta admitt , it does look really old fashion,slow and so restrictive/less manouverable than kiteing.
The numbers are dropping fast, they are an endangered species around here these days.
We are planning on catching a couple of them and see if we can breed them in captivity before its too late and they are gone forever.
Pension day at the bowls club at the 3:30pm early birds dinner is the best place to find and catch one.
Please donate to SPF, "Save the Poledancer Foundation" now,,before they are gone forever.
Remember,,,forever is for ever,,,,,and thats a really long time,,
Yeah ok, Doctor, I will admit that poledancers rideing waves is way better than flatwater kiteboarders doing there flicky spinny look at me crap.That stuffs makes rollerbladers look like hardcore extreme redbull dare devil Xtreme sportsman.LOL....wanabe, but not good enough to be, wakeboarders.bah ha he ha
